I'm writing this to let you all in on a secret. A big secret that should not be a secret for the information it contains. It just so happens that my school had a special presentation yesterday(February 21). Our guest was the man we have all come to know and love, Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger. However i must say this man is not what he seems. If you have forgotten his story he was a young man coming from a poor family who dreamed his whole life of playing football at Notre Dame. Well he accomplished this goal of his. He made the team(he played for about 13 seconds and made one fucking tackle). Whoopy, is what i say, thousands of men have played for Notre Dame in their lives, this isn't a big deal to me. AS i will return to this subject later it is not what i wanted to tell you. Rudy is a thief. Yes, i was stunned too. One of my good friends told me this story. While his father(my friends dad) was in school he visited a friend who attended Holy Cross(as did Rudy for a few years), at a party they were at they caught Rudy stealing his girlfriends purse. They then proceeded to beat his ass, yes Rudy got an ass kicking of a lifetime. One you can only hope and pray to witness with your on eyes one day. I am here to tell you that Rudy is not a good guy, he is a phoney bastard. I hope the man dies a slow painful death, he has lied to us all. He has fooled every American, and millions of people around the world, he is not the guy he says he is.
Returning to my previous topic, I don't think Rudy's story is a big deal. My father also attended the University of Notre Dame, even while Rudy was there. So why didn't someone make a movie about my father? that is a good question. I don't know why the hell someone in Hollywood made a movie out of the dumb fucker. Ohh wait yes i do, they did it to get the bastard off of their back. He bugged directors in Hollywood for over 10 years to get this movie made after him. I dont think Rudy is inspirational, i think he is a cocky shit face just like most jocks. He went to Notre Dame, big deal, does he think he is special, cuase i sure as hell don't and i don't think you should either. Another thing i would like to say is that he can not speak. My school paid this man $6,000 to come and speak to us, and all i could think about while i was listening to him was how i would rather loose my left nut to a squirrel attack than listen to another word out of his mouth. If you or anyone you know wants him to come speak to you just contact me, and i will come beat their ass for a meer $20. This will save you the misery of sitting through his speech and $5,980.
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