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Saint DH · 04-06-2004, 07:45 PM

I kinda fucked with this guy, it's not very good, but then I warned him to the point where he was kicked off.

Here's our convo:
Dirty Harry: hey how's it going?
BobRoberts211: who are you
Dirty Harry: you're on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know
Dirty Harry: look
Dirty Harry: this is a matter of national security
Dirty Harry: we need you
BobRoberts211: who are yo u
Dirty Harry: for a top secret mission
BobRoberts211: whats your name
Dirty Harry: I'm from the CIA
Dirty Harry: that's irrelevant
BobRoberts211: youre not from the CIA
Dirty Harry: false
Dirty Harry: I am
Dirty Harry: this is a matter of national security
Dirty Harry: we need you
BobRoberts211: stop pullin my leg
BobRoberts211: youre one of joshs friends arent you
Dirty Harry: only you have the tactical training and experience needed to complete this mission
Dirty Harry: we'll be there for logistical support
BobRoberts211: whatever dude
Dirty Harry: but it's mainly up to you
BobRoberts211: sure
Dirty Harry: now look
Dirty Harry: there's a top secret military base in Iran
Dirty Harry: we think they're trying to construct nuclear missiles
BobRoberts211: oh really...
BobRoberts211: haha
Dirty Harry: preliminary data from agents in the field already reveal that they may be in the process of splitting a hydrogen atom
Dirty Harry: look, buddy
Dirty Harry: if you don't want to serve your country
Dirty Harry: just say so
Dirty Harry: it appears that I'm wasting valuable time
Dirty Harry: MY valuable time
Dirty Harry: figures you'd be scared
Dirty Harry: the director said you wouldn't have the balls
BobRoberts211: yeah josh would say that
Dirty Harry: josh isn't the director
Dirty Harry: look buddy
Dirty Harry: we have your wife
Dirty Harry: you have no choice
Dirty Harry: I didn't want to have to do this
Dirty Harry: but upon completion of the mission
Dirty Harry: she will be returned to you
Dirty Harry: along with a reward of 10,000,000 US currency
BobRoberts211: im not married
Dirty Harry: go to the airport, terminal C, gate 16, tomorrow at 2 o’clock
Dirty Harry: our flight leaves at 3
BobRoberts211: you have a great imagination
Dirty Harry: this is no joke
Dirty Harry: don't pack anything
Dirty Harry: essentials will be provided
Dirty Harry: you'll be briefed in flight
Dirty Harry: I will meet you there
BobRoberts211: nice spelling there CIA boy
Dirty Harry: what?
BobRoberts211: how is your away message on
BobRoberts211: while youre toalking to me
Dirty Harry: CIA special technology
Dirty Harry: don't worry about it
Dirty Harry: i'm warning
Dirty Harry: you
Dirty Harry: look, like I've said two previous fucking times: this is a matter of national security

At this point I had warned him a couple of times, and he started to warn me back, so I hit him with all the warnings I could and he got off. He has not gotten back on since.

[ April 06, 2004, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

04-06-2004, 07:45 PM	#7 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I kinda fucked with this guy, it's not very good, but then I warned him to the point where he was kicked off. Here's our convo: Dirty Harry: hey how's it going? BobRoberts211: who are you Dirty Harry: you're on a need to know basis, and you don't need to know Dirty Harry: look Dirty Harry: this is a matter of national security Dirty Harry: we need you BobRoberts211: who are yo u Dirty Harry: for a top secret mission BobRoberts211: whats your name Dirty Harry: I'm from the CIA Dirty Harry: that's irrelevant BobRoberts211: youre not from the CIA Dirty Harry: false Dirty Harry: I am Dirty Harry: this is a matter of national security Dirty Harry: we need you BobRoberts211: stop pullin my leg BobRoberts211: youre one of joshs friends arent you Dirty Harry: only you have the tactical training and experience needed to complete this mission Dirty Harry: we'll be there for logistical support BobRoberts211: whatever dude Dirty Harry: but it's mainly up to you BobRoberts211: sure Dirty Harry: now look Dirty Harry: there's a top secret military base in Iran Dirty Harry: we think they're trying to construct nuclear missiles BobRoberts211: oh really... BobRoberts211: haha Dirty Harry: preliminary data from agents in the field already reveal that they may be in the process of splitting a hydrogen atom Dirty Harry: look, buddy Dirty Harry: if you don't want to serve your country Dirty Harry: just say so Dirty Harry: it appears that I'm wasting valuable time Dirty Harry: MY valuable time Dirty Harry: figures you'd be scared Dirty Harry: the director said you wouldn't have the balls BobRoberts211: yeah josh would say that Dirty Harry: josh isn't the director Dirty Harry: look buddy Dirty Harry: we have your wife Dirty Harry: you have no choice Dirty Harry: I didn't want to have to do this Dirty Harry: but upon completion of the mission Dirty Harry: she will be returned to you Dirty Harry: along with a reward of 10,000,000 US currency BobRoberts211: im not married Dirty Harry: go to the airport, terminal C, gate 16, tomorrow at 2 o’clock Dirty Harry: our flight leaves at 3 BobRoberts211: you have a great imagination Dirty Harry: this is no joke Dirty Harry: don't pack anything Dirty Harry: essentials will be provided Dirty Harry: you'll be briefed in flight Dirty Harry: I will meet you there BobRoberts211: nice spelling there CIA boy Dirty Harry: what? BobRoberts211: how is your away message on BobRoberts211: while youre toalking to me Dirty Harry: CIA special technology Dirty Harry: don't worry about it Dirty Harry: i'm warning Dirty Harry: you Dirty Harry: look, like I've said two previous fucking times: this is a matter of national security At this point I had warned him a couple of times, and he started to warn me back, so I hit him with all the warnings I could and he got off. He has not gotten back on since. [ April 06, 2004, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]