I tried to think of an apology to make...but came up with nothing. About 5 minutes ago, while not thinking of anything, the incident that I'm about to mention popped into my mind. Interesting...isn't it...
Anyway, in like 4th or 5th grade, I was waiting in the "return your tray" line in the lunchroom. My hands were full of garbage at the time...so when I felt a sneeze coming on I didn't really know what to do. I simply sneezed straight in front of me...leaving a large glob of green shit on the back of the person next in line...Jesse Greene. I never told the poor guy...only God knows how long he walked around with a huge ass snotball on his back. I'm sorry, Jesse.
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