Well, not only Brazilians, let's talk about all foreign folks who decide to sent unnecessary messages across the icq network in an attempt to develop new 5 minute relationships with others. The reason that I refer to the relationships as no longer than 5 minutes is in regards to the fact that these cunts speak english as well as a poorly fed rabbit. After a 5 minute duration, the conversation has covered the "how old you are" question, the "what work do you have" question, the "where are you" question, and, of course, the "what is the weather where you are" question. After this, they don't know what you're talking about...nor you what they're talking about. The product of the talk is 5 wasted minutes.
Allow me to do a quick rundown of what is happening right now with ICQ#: 172336956, who is Joana Aurora Braun Chagas from Chapecó Brazil. It all starts with the message that contains a "Hi." Of course, 85% of the time I simply ignore them...but her nickname is ladybug, I thought that perhaps she would be a nice girl who knew a bit of english (I thought that if she could say "ladybug" maybe she could say "so, how is life treating you"). Of course, this was/is not the case...
After the initial greetings, our conversation stays very bland. She says something to me that I can hardly understand, and I reply by saying "You speak English very well." Instead of saying "Thanks," the bitch says "Don't say that!" What the fuck!? It was at this moment that I decided that civility was out of the question.
The conversation continued, and it still does. Let me go ahead and fill you in on some shit that are being tossed around here. What follows is exactly copied from my icq history.
<her> so... tell me... what do you do???
<me> I penetrate children at a school you?
<her> and... what time is now?? in the usa
<me> it's 8:15 @ night
<her> oh... here is 22:15 night...obout 2hours....
<me> yup, what city are you from cunt?
<her> Chapeco... it's in the South.. far from the beach...
hehe
<me> hehe, that's neat
is the weather nice there?
a lot of big dongs there?
<her> yeah.... i like here... it's cold and hot... lots of rain and a great summer...
big dongs--> what does it means...???
<me> a big dong, hmm, i don't know how to describe it
it's a type of wood
a long slender tree, a mix between a palm tree and a volcano
do you have big dongs?
<her> i don't know... here we have a too much kinds of trees... but i think that we have big dongs here!
=P
<me> haha, that's good
what kind of food do you like?
have you ever eaten a huge black gigglestick? probably not, i think gigglesticks only come in brown in Brazil
<her> black gigglestick... i don't know what is it
but i a lot of kinds of food...... japanese, some fruits like apple, watermelon,straberry.... i loe chocolate and some kinds of fast food...
<me> yeah, i like watermelon too!
do you like fudge? do you ever pack fudge for fun?
<her> i dont know what is fudge..... you have to be patience with me... i don't know many things... could you explain what is fudge???
<me> fudge is a special kind of chocolate
it's very rich, very tasty
some people, the people who really like fudge, are willing to do a special type of job to get it
it's called a "rim job"
after the rim job, the person can eat all the fudge that they want...i think that may just be an American tradition though
<her> yeah... i think so...
<me> what kind of job do you have? you're not a filthy slut, are you?
<her> this year i'm studing t the vestibular... a kind of test that we do to get to the university... so, i'm not working...
<her> good night... i must sleep... 'cause tomorrow i have a test and i need to saty awake
see you
bye!!!
<me> alright, it's been nice talking to you
have a good night and guard your pie, you don't know what kind of rapist will come into your quarters and take your innocence during the night
later
<her> hehhehee
bye bye...
Thus ending the conversation... I'm not sure what you're supposed to take away from this post. It contradicts itself a bit. It starts off saying how pointless conversations with foreigners are...and then goes on to show how much fun can be had with an unsuspecting Brazilian bitch. Take what this post what you will. Use it as a fuel for foreign hatred, or as a tool for building a beautiful source of laughter. The choice is yours to make. Take some time and make it the right one.
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited October 15, 2002).]
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