Just had another encounter with the one who started this entire thing. I may have accidentally scared her off though...who knew that Brazilians know what a molester is?
<her> Hi!!
<me> Hey!
<her> how are you?
<me> i'm alright, how have you been?
<her> ok... a little bit tired...
<me> ahh, that's no good
<her> wy??
<me> well, when you're tired, you see, it's tough to operate or do menial things, like enslave jews
being tired can be alright though
<her> ahm.. i just wanna sleep a little...
<me> yeah, but dont' take a permanent nap
i saw a video in school about those
evidently they're no good...
do you like jokes?
<her> it depends... what kind of jokes??
<me> hilarious jokes
this joke has to do with your being sleepy
If a light sleeper sleeps with the light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
<her> i din't understand... don't be mad, please...
<me> haha, it is alright, i have patience
i'll try to talk as if i was speaking to a mentally challenged heap of twat hair
maybe that will help?
it is probably my fault that you don't understand, i should talk with more common words, speaking with such flig of nitch wib top nitch gund, right?
<her> yeah...
i understand lot of things... but i don't know your slangs and things lika that...
<me> yes, i completely understand what your cock gobbler is saying
i have taken a bit of spanish, and when i talk to mexicans on icq, i can't understand their slang
<her> ok
<me> do you have a dog or not?
<her> yeah
i like animals too much
i've got 3 dogs... and one of them is pregnant...
<me> that's neat! what are you going to name the puppies?
I suggest that you name one of them "douche lips." That is slang for 'Pretty Puppy'.
<her> intersting... than you!
i htink that they will orn next week!
<me> Awesome! I am sure that having new puppies will be cum loads of fun
<her> ahan...
and you??
do you like animals??
<me> I love animals!
I am hardcore into bestiality.
I tell a lot of people how much I like animals, but they don't like to hear it. I'm glad that you like animals as much as me!
<her> =) great!
and what are you going to do in the university?? have you decided??
<me> Yes, I'm going to be a gynecologist.
A gynecologist is someone who studies different types of cunts.
A cunt is a sweet fruit, normally found on HUGE dongs.
Remeber our last conversation when I told you that a dong was a tree?
Sorry, I may be confusing you again.
I am going to study different kinds of fruit in the university.
What about you?
<her> i think i'm going to be a vet or a biologist..
<me> that sounds like a good job
<her> i love animals... so i think i have to work with them..
<me> that's good
if you love something, you should work with it
I love little boys, so i should probably be a molester or a day care worker
<her> you are crazy
<me>
<her> bye
<me> bye
And then it was over. Judging from the abrupt stop of messaging, I'm assuming she understood that I was telling her that I was going to molest children... Seriously, who would guess that this bitch would know Molester but not simple shit like "Dong." Even if I had no clue what a dong was...just by the sound I could guess. Well shit...it's not like I'll have to wait too long for another aimless foreigner to message me...let the games begin.