This man messaged me out of the blue one day. Here is a conversation between us today. At one point in time, this man actually believed I was Kramer off of Seinfeld because he saw my yahoo profile and saw the picture of Kramer on there. And of course, it would be impossible for my to put a picture of someone other than me up there, so it has to be me, Cosmo Kramer. Anywho, here is our conversation:
asrabbit91: hi
*** Auto-response sent to asrabbit91: If by "here" you mean "playing tennis", then yes, I am here.
asrabbit91: bye are you tALKING TO ME STILL
asrabbit91: YES OR NO
asrabbit91: (Link:
WWW.MIAMI HURRICANES.COM)
WWW.MIAMI HURRICANES.COM
asrabbit91: BYE BYE
UB:hey jackass. stop sending me links. i don't fucking care.
asrabbit91: OK
UB:why do you send me links to yahoo? do you think that i am not aware that yahoo exists?
asrabbit91: JOKING SEE IF IT WOOULD STILL O TO SITE LIKE THAT
UB:you do realize that what you say makes absolutly no sense whatsoever don't you?
asrabbit91: A LITTLE I AM SMART I WAS JOKNG LOL
UB:if you are smart, then tell me what 8x9-4x3 is
asrabbit91: YOU MEAN 8 TIMES 9 AND 4 TI MES 3
UB:no moron. i mean (8x9)-(4x3)
asrabbit91: 72 12
asrabbit91: OR 8 TIMES NINE SUBTRACT 4TIMES 3
asrabbit91: I AM CORRECT
UB:moron. any forth grader can do simple multiplecation. but apparantly you missed that big "-" in between the equations.
asrabbit91: OK
asrabbit91: 60 IS ANSWER
60 IS ANSWER
UB:YES! very good! you're getting better man!
UB:alright now tell me who the speaker of the house for the united states of america is.
asrabbit91: YOU MEAN PRESIDET
asrabbit91: PRESIDENT
UB:no douchebag. if i meant president, i would have said "president" but i did not say "president" i said "speaker of the house"
asrabbit91: I DO NOT UNDERSTAnd WHAT YOU MEAN HERE
UB:have you ever heard of the: House of Representatives?
asrabbit91: YES
UB:so who is the, Speaker of the House
asrabbit91: CHEANY WHO CARES
UB
for you nubblies fans, he hasn't responded in about five minutes now)
UB:no not cheney you moron!
UB:he's the vice president
UB:god. have you ever been on the jay leno show? they have this segment, jay walking.....
asrabbit91: I KNOW GIVE ME MATH I DO NOT CARE
asrabbit91: I WATCH ALL TIME
UB
when i previously said "for you nubblies...." he typed "Cheany who cares" right before i clicked enter on my message)
asrabbit91: LCM IS EASY
UB:Least Common Multiple? you have got to be kidding me! i did that in second grade!
asrabbit91: OH
asrabbit91: I AM JOKINFG THAT IS SO EASY I CAN DO EASY
UB
also for you nubblies fans, i am typing these messages right in his window, he is just too stupid to realize this)
UB:what is the president's wife name?
UB:.....don't look it up. fucking answer bitch.
asrabbit91: WHAT WINDOPW ARE YOU TYPING IN
UB:i noticed mr. asrabbit91 that you did not answer my question. why didn't you answer my question? my question was, what is president bush's wife's name?
asrabbit91: HILLARY rodham
UB:i'm not sure what i can say at a time like this.
UB:why don't you tell all my friends who are reading this how old you are.
asrabbit91: mrs .bush name is that
UB:WOW! you're a fucking genious man! what's her first name?
asrabbit91: hillary
hillary
UB:you make me smile. do you know that?
what is bill clinton's wife's name?
asrabbit91: i am smart how come you are tellin your freinds that i am 18
UB:again. you didn't answer my question. i'm getting disturbed now..
what is bill clinton's wife's name?
asrabbit91: my bad laura welch is geroge bush
UB:VERY FUCKING GOOD. give me the link to the site that told you that. i want to see what else they've got.
asrabbit91: clinton is hillary rodham
UB:VERY FUCKING GOOD AGAIN! ...the link please.
asrabbit91: no link
UB:damn, a book. alright that's fine
tell me: what has been happening in virginia lately?
asrabbit91: there is a snipper i hatethat who is killing everybody
asrabbit91: that is mean who ever is doing it
UB:VERY GOOD MAN! did they teach you that in your "special people" class??
UB:tell me: do you ride the short bus to school?
asrabbit91: i am not in a special people class
asrabbit91: no
asrabbit91: i told you i was smart
UB:yeah you are smart man. you know that cheney is the speaker of the house and everything. i am proud of you
last question: who did george bush run against in the last presidential election?
UB
nubblies people: it's been about five minutes now...)
UB
nubblies people: it's been nearly ten minutes. yahoo isn't givin him his answers so fast anymore)
UB:you don't know do you? you do not know who george bush ran against in the last election do you?
asrabbit91: my mom tolde me to stop asknig her trhses questions
Beautiful isn't it? I'm always lookin out for you guys
[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 17, 2003).]