Orgazmik Productions proudly brings to you the third installment of "Dumb Brazilian Bitch."
<her> Hey!!
<me> Hey
what does "buxexinha" mean?
*note to the reader: her email address is "
[email protected]"*
<her> why??
how do you know it.... from my email??
<me> yes, the email tipped me off
<her> its a prt of the body... from the face... between the eyes and lips...
<me> ahh, the choade?
that's what we call it in english, the choade
<her> i think it's snying
<me> The word "snying"
I don't know what this word means
<her> so i dont know... my dictionary says that it is bochecha
<me> well i'll be dipped in shit
alright
so how are you?
<her> fine... i'm not ok at school, so i'm little upset...
<me> What's wrong at school? Rapist counselors?
<her> no... i'm with low grades in phisics...
<me> well jizzballs.
what is the problem? you just don't understand it?
<her> no i understand... but in the text i forggot some things... and took bad grades...
<me> you took bad grades? I wouldn't take them. Just leave them, that'll show the sex bear
<her> what?
<me> I said that sometimes it's tough to remember things that you've read
I often have the same problem
<her> yeah...
and you how are you doing??
<me> i doing fine am tonight
<her> great... and are you going out this weekend??
<me> I can't leave my house. There is a man in my country who has a big gun. He shoots people from very far away for no reason at all. The police can't find him. His name is THE MOTHERFUCKING SNIPER. Do you have any information on the motherfucking sniper? There's a reward. Don't make stuff up though, that'll get you in deep shit.
<her> i know... i saw it in tv... this man is crazy...
<me> yeah, he's probably a jew
do you know what a jew is?
<her> no
<me> a jew is a filthy filthy person
a jew will lie, cheat, or steal to get whatever they want
it's a terrible insult to be called a jew
<her> yeah... now i understand
<me> good, you learned something
now you can use that
you can call your friends "dirty jews" and they won't know what it means!
<her> yeah
hehehe
<me>
so what kind of music do you listen to?
<her> a lot of kinds... i like red hot chilli peppers
the calling, U2, beatles, creed, alanis morissete, incubus... eminem
<her> and yuou?
<me> You like eminem?
I'm a big eminem fan
do they translate his shit into portugeuse for you?
<her> no but i can understand somethings
<her> its easy...
<me> that's neat
have your heard the song "fuck foreigners"? he sings about how he doesn't like people from countries other than the usa...
i did not think you would like him because of that
<her> some musics are good... and interesting... others aren't so good... you know...
<me> yes, you are right
just like blowjobs, right?
<her> aha
<me> do you have a picture of yourself?
<her> no... =(... but soon i will...
now i'm going... i must sleep
i'll talk to you tomorrow... ok??
=***
see you
<me> alright
8===>
have a good night
bye
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