This random-bitch messaged me tonight. So I decided to have a little fun with her for you guys' sake. I hope you appreciate all the work I do just to squeeze a chuckle out of a nubblies.com member. When I say that my roommate was typing, I am of course lying
. The convo:
mousie_p: hey, wanna chat?
UB:so your name is laura??
mousie_p: yep
UB:laura, have you ever had the honor of tasting a six year old boy's asshole??
mousie_p: ummmmm....NO! y would u ask that???
UB:well laura, you strike me as the kind of girl that would find pleasure in eating a six-year old boy or girl out
mousie_p: fuck u! i am not like that! and u don't even know me, yet u say that!
UB
laura, i'm sorry. that was my roommate being gay while i was brushing my teeth! i hope you aren't mad at me, honestly, it wasn't me!
mousie_p: yeh, i'm sure it was.....
UB:i swear it was laura. i'm really sorry! i hope you can forgive me
mousie_p: that is just plain disgusting! and i would never do anything like that! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
UB:he's a heterosexual laura. do you know what that is?
mousie_p: no, i am from ky......duh! of course i do! i wasn't born yesterday! lol!
UB:so bitch, have you ever ate another cunt or not?
mousie_p: fuck u!
UB:damnit! that was my roommate. I SWEAR IT WAS LAURA! everytime i get up to change my shirt, he fucking does that. i punched him for you
mousie_p: plz do it again!
mousie_p: lol
UB:do what again?
mousie_p: well, i don't wanna hear another thing about it.,....plzzzzzz
mousie_p: punch him.....
UB:i punched him in the crotch, and hung him from his loft by his testicles....is that good-enough? he's screaming right now, i think i should let him down
mousie_p: yeh
UB:so tell me laura. have you seriously ever done anything with another girl? i'm not sure why he asked you that? maybe he thinks you have?!?
mousie_p: FUCK NO!
UB:well what's the most you've ever done with a guy laura?
mousie_p: nonya!
UB:..so you must be an overweight bitch who never gets any and doesn't want others to know about it. am i correct laura?
mousie_p: X-(
mousie_p: X-(
mousie_p: X-(
UB:i think i struck a nerve....so how overweight are you laura?
mousie_p: X-(
UB:everytime you make that gay face, you are just confirming my thoughts that you are an overweight dyke who is probably fisting herself with a vibrator as we speak (and for you nubblies fans, when i say "speak" i mean "type" )
mousie_p: fuck u asshole! u don't know a thing about me, and ur make'n up all this shit,....that ISN'T true! i hope u die!
UB:it's okay to be overweight laura. i'm sure most of your family is overweight. there is nothing wrong with that.....have you been blessed with the word of god lately?
mousie_p: what the fuck r u try'n to do?
mousie_p: ok, u know absoultly nothing about me, u make up all this shit, and u presume to know me, even though u dont
UB:i am trying to save you from eternal damnation laura. you told me that you hope i die...you sound like you need nubblies.com right now laura
mousie_p: ok, i am leaving, b/c u r rude, and mean, and cruel to me, when u don't know me, and i absolutly do not like u anymore!
UB:well the fact that you liked me to begin with even though you just started talking to me, might indicate that you are a desperate-overweight dyke who is reaching out for someone to be her friend....nubblies.com is your friend laura. talk to your friend.
mousie_p: u f'n asshole! i do not need any nubblies.com! ok! i have someone thank u very much! and i am not fat, or overweight, or what the fuck ever! i hate u !
UB:you may hate me. but your good friend, nubblies.com will never hate you...nubblies loves and takes care of people, not hate them
mousie_p: fuck off! die already!
UB:alright laura. i feel we are done here. but i hope and pray for your sake that your adventures with nubblies.com are just beginning. good luck to you with your weight loss. goodbye laura
mousie_p: u fuck'n prick! good bye and i hope that u soon die!
UB:i'm assuming you meant "i hope that you die soon" but it's okay. nubblies will teach you how to type. goodnight laura. i'll be dreaming of you
[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited February 17, 2003).]