Hey Malibu, just a little suggestion:
DON'T TOO GET TOO FUCKING DRUNK TO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
There we go. Problem solved for the future. The only true way to drink is to take one more shot of Goldslager than you can handle, then listen to the Butthole Surfers. Around 4:30 in the morning, you should realize that your friend isn't sitting next to you anymore and hasn't been for the past hour or so. After that, you should find your friend laying with a blanket and pillow on the bathroom floor, but instead of telling him that he should move, you should let him sleep there anyways, when you know full well that it isn't a good idea for him to be there. THAT, my friends, is the way to drink.
[ April 13, 2004, 12:06 AM: Message edited by: the Butcher ]
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