The first daily dumbass of March is a dumbass that I've had my eye on for awhile. While some of you will know exactly who I'm talking about when I reveal the nickname that I just thought of for him, others of you will hopefully come to realize his cocksexish personality through my text.
For the Daily Dumbass of March 1, 2002, I propose Fivehead. Why 'Fivehead,' you may ask...well, his forehead is very large, so I think that Fivehead describes him well.
I will agree that he gets pleasure out of the simple things in life...but it is partially for this reason that his nickname has made it's way into the Daily Dumbass thread here on the Nubblies.com Forums. He always smiles and talks in his accented English...the dirty son of a fucking bitch. I could draw a map of his homelands and a large arrow signifying the path that he should follow to make his way away from me and to his relatives... Also, he always looks at me...for no reason. Fuck him and his family.
Daily Dumbass for March 1, 2002: Fivehead.
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