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Mr. Blonde · 11-20-2004, 07:06 PM

I hate people who make those goddamn "Today We salute you, Mr. _____________" away messsages or profile things. I hate the people who use them anymore. In fact, I'm going to make one myself dissing the people who make them.

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Today we salute you, Mister Maker/User of these gay ass profile and away message Miller Lite parodies. Your condescending, hippocritical self teaches us that it's ok to put a clever quip in our profile or away message, regardless of whether we actually fit the profile of the stereotype we are attempting to diss, solely to make yourself look witty. Sure, you claim to hate "frat boys" and those who "pop their collar", yet at the same time mimic them and their style in order to improve your ultimately futile attempt to get chicks. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mister Maker/User of these type of away messages, preferably laced with cyanide, because we don't particularly need your unoriginal ass around anyways.

[ November 20, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

11-20-2004, 07:06 PM	#173 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I hate people who make those goddamn "Today We salute you, Mr. _____________" away messsages or profile things. I hate the people who use them anymore. In fact, I'm going to make one myself dissing the people who make them. EDIT: Today we salute you, Mister Maker/User of these gay ass profile and away message Miller Lite parodies. Your condescending, hippocritical self teaches us that it's ok to put a clever quip in our profile or away message, regardless of whether we actually fit the profile of the stereotype we are attempting to diss, solely to make yourself look witty. Sure, you claim to hate "frat boys" and those who "pop their collar", yet at the same time mimic them and their style in order to improve your ultimately futile attempt to get chicks. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mister Maker/User of these type of away messages, preferably laced with cyanide, because we don't particularly need your unoriginal ass around anyways. [ November 20, 2004, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
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