02-26-2005, 07:00 PM
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#191 (permalink)
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 13,643
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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
I hate Muncie. (me too)
I hate going to Wal-Mart. (me too a lot)
I hate it when people start working out a week or two before spring break thinking they will lose weight/gain muscle. Get out of the gym, moron. (ya, I was just in there today, it was a fucking zoo. it's never busy on saturday, today - zoo)
I hate people who patronize me. (yes!)
I hate Indiana. (more than you know)
I hate winter in Indiana. (more than you know)
I hate being cold. (more than you know)
I hate bisexual/gay people who won’t come out of the closet. You’ve talked with a lisp since I met you, I’ve never seen you date/hang around with a girl that wasn’t just your friend, and you talk about fashion. Oh yeah, and you joke about having sex with guys. A LOT. GET IT OVER WITH, WE ALL FUCKING KNOW. (ya good call)
I hate lack of sex. (stfu if you think you're life has a "lack of sex")
I hate religion. (me too. i didn't say i hate God, but i did say i hate religion)
I hate non-traditional students. We all know you’re old, you don’t need to try and prove it to us by offering the class tidbits about your experiences and the wisdom you may or may not have gained from them. (very funny - and true)
I hate ugly people. (go fuck yourself)
I hate fat people. (more specifically "i hate fat people who either don't know they're fat, or know their fat, and could give a shit less about it)
I hate people who do nothing but study. Good job, you have a 4.0, too bad you have the social life of a cadaver. (well said)
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-Ugly Bastard
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