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Unread 06-08-2003, 04:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
Alpha
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The Atkins diet from what i've read here and heard from tv is about the dumbest thing in the world. If it works in the short run great, but UB is right, there is no chance that it is much of a safe thing to subject your body to. That may cut the carbs being introduced to your body, but you'd have to imagine that the saturated fats would stack up into something very definable as a pot belly (if you don't have one already).
I've got some advice you can pass on to those bitches at work. Crack. Not cocaine, just good old crack. They need to smoke it, and lots of it. Not only will they get amazing 5 minute buzzes, utilize money that i'm sure they are wasting on fat pills and diet planner books, but they'll also lose an amazing amount of weight! Maybe they should try it (then they'll get fired for showing up to work high, and then you won't have to deal with them anyway!) Either way it's a winning situation.

[ June 08, 2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: Alpha ]

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