oh no! Ugly Bastard thinks I'm a homo
gettin desperate? you're really diggin deep
funniest thing is that I could out rhyme you in my sleep
talkin about Jerry Lewis? what are you, a comedian
your rhymes are lazy and dirty, you got the spic but where's the span
seriously though, your last attempt was awful
writing shit like that ought to be unlawful
you said a retard wouldn't rap against me, but then you do
what the fuck does this say about you?
way to keep it original, talkin about a sister and a mother
what's funny about that is I've got no sisters, just a brother
rhyming like me is a goal you'll never reach
yeah, I've got a lot to learn, but even more to teach
you definitely need something, maybe a tutor
cause you could never spit a rhyme if you can't even write one on your computer
this is where you step back to save face
don't worry, lil fella, there's no shame in second place
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