Here's the problem with both the Secret Blue Cock and the Blantantly Obvious Blue Cock: In order to maintain livelihood, they must be erect. What's that mean? It means that they have dependency on drugs (like Cialis and Viagra and shit like that). If those drugs are ever in short supply...of if the cash simply isn't there for SBC or BOBC, they'll immediately grow flaccid...thus losing the ability to move...at all.
I certainly don't want to be aligned with a creature that depends entirely on a prescription. I want to be aligned with a creature that can kill a whale! I want to be aligned with a creature that fuck 3 bitches at once with it's skull alone! I want to be with THE TRICERATOPS! *ROAR*
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