Comment 1: This is the Hair-Cocked nutsnatcher from Eastern China. He goes around and collects the testicles of various creatures in his coffee cup. You do not want to fuck with this creature.
Comment 2: I couldn't help but notice you kept running your fucking mouth while I was presenting. Do you have something to say to my face?
Comment 3: Yeah, actually, I do. Before the presentation, while you were getting ready, your wife sucked my dick. Her mouth looked much like this.
Comment 4: My wife has a metal spike in the back of her throat that instantly pierces all cocks that enter her mouth. The spike is laced with the most deadly poison known to man. You're probably going to die very soon. You should look very solemn at this moment.