Comment 1: Grandpa, why are your pants pulled up to your fucking neck?
Comment 2: Well little ShitFace, it happens with age. You see, I used to not have my pants pulled all the way to my neck, making me look like a stupid fuck...
Comment 3: You see, I have what all old men have, Droopy Balls Syndrome. My balls droop down so far that they drag against the ground if not supported. By pulling my pants up way past my waist, it reinforces the support given by my underwear, which is pulled so far up right now that it's really agitating my ass crack.
Comment 4: Thank God that doesn't happen to cats...ouch.
[This message has been edited by 50 Cent (edited January 28, 2003).]