1: My dear wife! Wait, I'm here. What are you doing?
2: Making the grocery list. So far I have Pterydactyl wang sauce, Triceronuts, Lady Alosaurus's Vaginal Creme, and crayons.
3: What the hell are crayons...? Mmmm... Is that orangeblossom I smell?
4: No, I farted. Anyway, let's go shave my mustache.
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