do you pull out before it ignites? or since you are Lucifer, do you just have a dick that is constantly a flame?
if so, how is it fueled? I've seen commercials lately that say propane is very efficient...is there a satanic fuel even more efficient?
are you ever like, hey!, I'm satan, I should do something naughty...like rape my self in the ass, with my foot. then cut off my toes and put them in the freezer....later I can eat them. They will be full of shit, and I will be eating shit off my toes!! But the shit will be hard. Like the topping that you put on ice cream that hardens real quick...you know that type?
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