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Unread 01-14-2009, 08:43 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by hfam95 View Post
Just have some asian chick
This. I've been thinking of getting a massage lately. I know it doesn't sound like that huge of a commitment, but I don't know about you guys, I get a decent massage, and even then only by some girl i'm seeing, maybe once or twice a year, if that. But lately my back has just been riddled with hurt.

Could I pay to go to a nice, reputable massage place and get it sorted out and pay a fairly hefty "day spa" price? Or could I go to a back alley massage parlor full of for all I know or care Asian women who have been trafficked to America under less-than-honorable methods and probably get a blowjob at the end of it for $20?


I'm leaning towards the latter...I get the feeling a few of you may have experience with this sort of thing (i'm looking at you, Ironic Mustache and Ugly Bastard)

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