Here's one i'm having fun with at the moment: this bitch named "Abbey Bauman" - who I guess is from Elkhart but I don't know who she is, had some status message that was something to the effect of "ALL U GIRLS KEEP BITCHING CAUSE YOU ARE MISSING YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WEEK OR TWO AND I HAVEN'T SEEN MY HUSBAND IN IRAQ FOR 5 MONTHS!!! BITCHES" or something like that. I left a message on her status like "Maybe you shouldn't be retarded and get married before 25" and de-friended her. She messaged me this today:
Abbey Bauman
January 16 at 5:31pm
let me tell you something you piece of shit. IVe been married for 3 years already, and if you want to do the math, I was married at 18. I dont give a fuck how old you are. If you have a sopuse who is deployed fighting for your countrys freedom it doesnt mean you are going to hanlde it any better if you are over 25. That is the most IGNORANT thing ... Read MoreI have ever heard. And by the way, YOU ARE WELCOME......My husband and many others are over there fighting for your dumbass to say stupid shit like that and not be taken to jail for opening your mouth about whatever you want. SEMPER MOTHER FUCKING FI ASS HOLE
THIS IS THE ENSUING "CONVERSATION"
Blondebear
January 16 at 5:53pm
First off cunt; our brave men and women joined the armed forces of their own free will. I would have no problem joining up if my country actually NEEDED me, which, I felt they didn't. Its cute that you're calling me a coward, though; why aren't YOU in the marines if you believe that so much? I love how army wives/parents/siblings always love to throw around the "FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO FREEDOM OF SPEECH"...oh what the fuck ever. What is this, 1776? Your husband is fighting all the people that are a serious threat to my speech in 2009? I realize you're all hormonal and shit because that is what women do when they feel they've been wronged; argue irrationally and let themselves blabber on about shit they THINK they are educated on.
By the way, big lol @ "and not be taken to jail for opening your mouth about whatever you want." Nice. What countries are you taken to jail for telling someone that their choice to get married so young was a stupid one? Go ahead. List some countries and we'll see if they are dictatorships, monarchies, or communist, if such a country exists at all.
Secondly, I could give a shit when you got married (although 18 is pretty retarded...you sure you didn't get pregnant first?) Most people don't know what the hell they're doing at 24, let alone 18. I really don't know why you told me that, as it makes it exponentially worse and more retarded. But hey, i'm sure you've had plenty of "real life" experience living in conservative Indiana your whole life and then moving to NC, you grew up real fast and knew you were truly in love blah blah blah blah blah blah. If that's the most ignorant thing you've ever heard (look at the divorce rate in the country, sweetheart, and then look at how many of those were of people married before 25...you wont' do the research though, because that requires actual work) then you clearly are as blind as a fucking bat.
And you are wrong; if you are older you are wiser and have more experience with NOT BITCHING ABOUT A SITUATION YOU PUT YOURSELF IN. It's not like this was a draft. You knew he was going, he knew he was going, man up and quit bitching about it. Fine, i'm sure you're suffering, but nobody gives a shit. I saw some of your dumbass friends made comments on my comment, however I can't see them because I deleted you from my friends list as soon as I made the comment, but you can inform them that they're wasting their typing because I wont' ever see it, but to enjoy their boring married lives as well.
"SEMPER MOTHER FUCKING FI ASS HOLE" ---It's also cute how much pride you have for something you're really not a part of whatsoever, despite living on base and maybe having some sort of book club with other Marine wives or some shit. You took offense to something, thats your own fault, not mine. Be less sensitive. Although i'm sure you'll justify it as me being an asshole rather than simply telling you the truth that you didn't want to hear. Have fun in your shitty conservative marriage the rest of your boring life.
P.S. I'm surprised you didn't threaten me with your badass marine husband beating me up yet...or were you saving that one?
Abbey Bauman
Today at 12:39am
Thanks for taking the time to show me how much of a fucking dick licker you are! I Totally understnad you now. The reason I was upset is because I cant tell you HOW many fucking chicks who are in colllege or wherever the hell they are bitch about not seeing their BF for the fucking weekend and that its SO TERRIBLE...FUCK YOU BITCHES..that was my point. And you have the nerve to come back at me like I did or said something wrong for pointing out the fact that things could be a lot worse?? My husband has had a few close calls with this deployment and thats excluding the first one. I dont know who the fuck you think you are you piece of shit to step in and say im stupid for marrying my husband at 18. "most people dont know what they are doing at 24" well thats because you are all stuck there in BFE IN smoking eachothers cocks. you should be ashamed of yourself for talking about the military the way you do. My husband joined because he WANTED TO. You are right in the fact he wasnt drafted. He did it because he wanted to step up and do the job that your sorry ass wouldnt do if you were paid to. Im incredibly proud of my husband. Because we both chose this lifestyle doesnt mean I m not allowed to miss hm when hes deployed and in harms way EVERY FUCKING SECOND. I Can't believe you would actually argue with a military wife about the way that she feels that her husband is gone. Youre the sorriest American I have ever seen and I hope you feel good for yourself. Go fucking grow so corn bitch.
Blondebear
Today at 12:41am
I feel great about myself. I spent time traveling overseas after graduating Ball State and have lived in Phoenix for 2 years. Do some research before you talk shit; I knew you lived in NC.
Abbey Bauman
Today at 12:44am
I dont give a fuck..... I m pissed because you came across shitty to me for saying that I miss my husband, that the hell does that have to do with me being over or under 25? Nothing
Blondebear
Today at 12:45am
K well i'm not saying sorry so feel free to keep messaging me if thats what you need to justify your marriage, which it apparently is.
Abbey Bauman
Today at 12:46am
and did you parents corn shucking money pay for your little trip to Europe?
Abbey Bauman
Today at 12:48am
I dont have to justify shit. My man is coming home in a few months and im happily married thanks
Blondebear
Today at 12:50am
then quit bitching.
Hopefully that's the end of it, she's pretty annoying. FYI, her facebook "job status":
Employer:
United States Marine Corps
Position:
Spouse
Location:
Jacksonville, NC
Description:
TOUGHEST JOB IN THE CORPS.....you don't even know
..give me a fucking break.
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