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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

That's kind of a loaded question.

If I had a girlfriend that would be like me jerking off to my girlfriend's x-boyfriend. Or if I was a chick twiddling to my boyfriend's X.

However, sometimes I close my eyes and pretend I'm Orgazmo, and I'm inside Orgazmo's body. As Orgazmo, I stand in front of the bathroom mirror and slowly take off all of my clothing. I start near my collar bone and slowly encircle a finger around and around my chest, slowly swirling towards my nipple. As I moan in agony, I hear Banana tits call from the other room and ask what I'm doing. "Nothing!" I reply as I quickly put back on my wolf shirt and pants...

I guess in that sense I guess I have been masturbating while I've thought about BT.

ridiculously funny.