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Ugly Bastard · 02-20-2009, 02:25 PM

Blonde, SittinOn, and myself will be in Phoenix tonight. There will almost certainly come a time, in between Blonde's autistic wall-punching spazzouts and SittinOn's suggestions to do another shot, where I will become incredibly bored and pull my iPhone out of my pocket. When I do this, I will come to this thread and make random posts about anything pertaining to our evening.

These posts will suck. They will not be interesting. I don't know where you are. I don't know why you're reading this. If you are looking to be entertained, I can tell you that you won't be. But what I can tell you is something about your night. This is knowledge I have acquired over a long social career. A career that has taught me something about people's lives. If you leave this thread now, I will not subject you to what I'm about to say. But if you're still here, I want you to know that, without a doubt, our night will almost certainly be better than yours.

02-20-2009, 02:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	UB, Blonde, and SittinOn's Drunken Followalong Thread Blonde, SittinOn, and myself will be in Phoenix tonight. There will almost certainly come a time, in between Blonde's autistic wall-punching spazzouts and SittinOn's suggestions to do another shot, where I will become incredibly bored and pull my iPhone out of my pocket. When I do this, I will come to this thread and make random posts about anything pertaining to our evening. These posts will suck. They will not be interesting. I don't know where you are. I don't know why you're reading this. If you are looking to be entertained, I can tell you that you won't be. But what I can tell you is something about your night. This is knowledge I have acquired over a long social career. A career that has taught me something about people's lives. If you leave this thread now, I will not subject you to what I'm about to say. But if you're still here, I want you to know that, without a doubt, our night will almost certainly be better than yours.