Okay, so we were at the Big Bang, a piano bar here in Tempe, when I look up and see Sittinondubs dancing on stage (pics are on his camera..i'll try and get his SD card from him tonight and upload them) like a madman. After the song ends, like 3 bouncers surround him and basically tell him he needs to leave. I go to ask a question and some big black one just puts his hand up with a *stop* motion like straight out of a movie. Whatever, dude.
Anyways they escorted him to the top of the stairs and by the bar so he could close out his tab, and I asked one of the bouncers (i'm still fairly sober at this point compared to the group) what was going on? He says "I don't know" and I said something to the effect of..."Well he's not exactly resisting, why are there so many bouncers right here if you guys don't even know why he's getting kicked out?" (more bouncers had amassed at this point). Basically the guy didn't like being asked questions like "why is this happening" and then told me to leave. I was only about ten feet from the door, but once again I asked him why. "Okay, thats fine, i'll go, but I don't understand why. I
literally
haven't done anything but talk to you. You can force me out if you want, but I'd like to know why you're throwing me out instead of just having a discussion with me."
I should have known better honestly because in my experience out here bouncers do NOT like answering for themselves or conversing at all and will throw you out if there is any sort of dissension in opinion whatsoever, because for them its easier to do than explain with logic and reason. Either way, he ended up grabbing my arms and forcing me out, and then another one grabbed my legs and dragged me up the stairs (it was a basement bar). The reason they did this was because I told myself if they were going to forcefully kick me out I wasn't going to help them so I pretty much went limp. I
thought they would just kick me out at this point, but apparently that wasn't enough for them.
The bouncer proceeded to put me on the pavement, basically face down, and call the cops, which at this point I decided not to say anything at all. I saw the cops come up on their bikes and then they cuffed me and stood me up and asked questions about what happened and everything. I sat on the curb and talked to them for about 15 minutes while Sittinondubs was on the curb about 10 feet next to me (uncuffed) talking about how one of the bouncers punched him in the face. His other border patrol friend, Hector, was being calm about the situation and explaining it to another cop. Ugly Bastard was in the bathroom this whole time and came out and didn't see anybody and got a text from his sister "Blonde is in handcuffs" at which point he proceeded to come out and take pictures of the debacle, soon to come when he gets to his computer.
I was calm and wasn't causing any problems this entire time, on top of the fact that I was being polite and also not drunk, and between Hector flashing his federal badge and the cops probably asking why this guy is in handcuffs, and asking a couple of witnesses they basically uncuffed me and told me to go to another bar. I should add that this is
EXTREMELY rare to be let go, as everytime i've seen someone get cuffed on Mill they end up getting breathalyzed and picked up in a squad car.
Then we went to another bar for a bit in which Sittinondubs was WASTED and kept smacking girls asses and jumping up on fences and then we went to IHOP to eat with these chicks we met. Some racial slurs happened then we went home.
I distinctly remember a point when Sittinondubs walked out saw me in cuffs, and said very loudly "What the fuck...he's the most innocent one here!!"