don't pull that penile cancer shit with me. everybody knows HPV is only a real threat to women/cervical cancer, which is not my fucking problem as far as i'm concerned. hpv is so difficult to prevent and so rare to actually have symptoms (warts/male cancer) that they don't even really test for it for guys in STD tests anymore.
EDIT: Even cervical cancer isn't even that common:
http://www.cdc.gov/std/HPV/STDFact-HPV.htm
Not even 12,000 in a year? Chump change. Next