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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork
I imagine it would be extremely fulfilling to have me as a son. Maybe you should consider adoption? I am very low maintenance. I only need to be bathed.
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Don't adopt him, DD. He'll turn on and leave on every light in any room in your house he's ever so much as thought about entering. He'll also eat the leftovers in your fridge without a second's worth of thought. Oh, and he'll fuck guys.
On the other hand, he
will fold his blanket before he leaves in the early morning hours.
Just some things to consider.