04-02-2009, 06:19 PM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by Orgazmo
Don't adopt him, DD. He'll turn on and leave on every light in any room in your house he's ever so much as thought about entering. He'll also eat the leftovers in your fridge without a second's worth of thought. Oh, and he'll fuck guys.
On the other hand, he will fold his blanket before he leaves in the early morning hours.
Just some things to consider.
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Doesn't he also pee on couch cushions?
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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