THE REST OF MY GIFT ARRIVED
And it's fantastic.
I received a walkie-talkie-eque message from Ironic Mustache asking if the gift had arrived yet. Checking the front step revealed that it had, indeed, arrived!
Ripping the box open yielded unfathomable treasure.
First, the card. A card that looks terribly familiar...
Hmm, where have I seen this before?
You crafty son of a bitch.
Following the instructions in the card, I proceeded to the tiniest gift. A keychain flask!
Hooray for smuggling very tiny amounts of liquid!
And then to the giant cone of bubble wrap:
Firestone Double Barrel! What a tremendously thoughtful gift. I mentioned this beer in the Sexbox in passing awhile ago. I had it when Tits and I were in California a couple months ago and was bitching about how it isn't available here. Now I have twenty-two ounces of it to use as masturbatory lube! Thanks!
And the final gift. It feels soft. Perhaps a linen of some type. Let's see...
A Nubblies.net shirt! How cool! Let's see what's on the other side...
Oh shit! It's commemorating my mustache! God bless his heart. Not a day passes that I don't think of him. This is a sweet sentiment.
Thanks Santa!