Help getting pussy?
Gentlemen, I'm in need of some advice. I've reached a point in my life where I'm thinking of doing something I never thought I would. This decision is completely against the way I was raised and everything I've always thought I was or would be. I am probably getting a cat... more specifically, a cat instead of a dog. I lost a bet with my roommate* and am now committed to getting a new pet, either a cat or a dog... all the wisdom I've sought on this says that cats are definitely the way to go from a maintenance standpoint. I know we've got at least one cat expert on the board so I was hoping I could get some solid advice on what to look for.
I know there are different breeds of cats and whatnot but do their personalities differ more by breed or on a cat by cat basis? My thought is that I want to get the fattest, laziest, oldest cat I can find... in hopes that it will keep the roommate busy on occasion while staying mostly invisible the rest of the time and dying within the next couple years. +netz to whoever mails me the cat best fitting this description, PM me for my address.
*my roommate is my daughter and the bet was that she couldn't stop shitting her pants.
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