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Unread 03-15-2011, 08:15 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard View Post

Another one is anytime you're a little upset at a restaurant or service, just explain the situation and ask for a discount (or even for the entire meal to be comped if it was bad enough). I used to be a huge pussy about stuff like this and just take everything on the chin and now I'm basically the completely opposite; if a restaurant messes up my order or if the service is inadequate I'll call over a manager and explain the situation. Just be really nice about it and ask them what they can do to make it right. I've had multiple completely free meals in the past year by causing a minor shit-fit.
I roll with a similar approach but I rock it reverse psychology style. When they stop and ask how something is I'll respond "it's pretty terrible, you can have it back" and if they offer to get me a new one I say "no I'll stop and get food somewhere else on the way home" ... this usually mindfucks the shit out of them because they think you are clearly not trying to get something for free and they overcompensate to make sure. Throw in a comment like "I'm not sending food back here, I know what they do to food that's sent back" and the manager usually shits himself.

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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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