Save money on shampoo by not using any. The shit is terrible for your hair/scalp anyways. It contains a chemical degreaser that's probably capable of degreasing an engine block. If you start to smell bad, just put conditioner in your hair about once every week or two. Your hair will look better and you won't waste money on ridiculously overpriced faggot shampoo.
Also, you can save money by not buying toliet paper anymore. Instead, save all that junk mail you've just been throwing away in the past and use that to wipe your ass instead. It kind of hurts at first, and your asshole might bleed. Give it time your asshole will toughen up.
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