03-21-2011, 10:01 AM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In a pineapple under the sea
Posts: 3,540
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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
Actually I'm just fucking with you. After I finish this big-mac and large coke, I'm going to snort some coke, drink a beer, smoke about ten cigarettes, and masturbate with some head and shoulders shampoo. Then I'm going to rinse my mouth out with some Raid and wash my hair with choke cleaner.
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LIFEHACK: I found that if you masturbate with conditioner instead of shampoo your dickhole doesn't sting.
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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