Thread: Ask DJFC Anything. (Unless it's somewhat personal)
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Unread 11-16-2011, 09:33 AM   #150 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by DJ FC View Post
The toothpaste idea has a <5% chance of working. But if it works your life will be awesome.

The bartender idea has a 95% chance of working. But if it works your life will suck.
Through the liberal application of statistics if Blonde founded a toothpaste bar, it would have a good chance of working and his life being awesome.
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You often seem to think that the lowest-hanging-fruit makes you some sort of comedy genius. You're just not a good person. You're spiteful, constantly negative, and bring others down to make yourself feel better. I just don't have room for that.
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