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Originally Posted by Dirty Harry
No country is as civilized as the US, and it's not even fucking close.
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Do go on. Not even "fucking close," you say?
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We have the best infrastructure on the planet.
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I see. So fast internet and good roads = civilized? I suppose China is number 2 in civilization (but not even "fucking close" to MERICA)
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We have the largest percentage of land mass that anyone would be safe to move about as they please at any time of the day or night.
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So it's big ass land that makes us civilized. I get it. Canada isn't civilized cus of all the polar bears!!!! Russia too. Cus MERICA IS SAFE YO. Nobody be gettin capped in da hood over some polar bear melting glacier territorial rivalry. Nope. MERICA is a giant playground of safety. Defnit. Check the stats.
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We have the best medical facilities and the best post-secondary institutions on Earth.
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MERICA's medical facilities keep us in THE TOP FORTY of life expectancy!!!! HOLY SHIT WE KICK ASS. And it's NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE how much we're number 1 in university. Cambridge and Oxford can suck our MIGHTY BIG CIVILIZED DONGS!!!!!
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Do I need to keep going? I can't believe this is even a debate.
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I agree with you 100%
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The dumbest thing Americans have ever done is let the Europeans convince us that they're smarter than we are.
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Cus MERICANS ARE SMARTER! WE LEFT EUROPE AND THEREFORE ARE THE STRONGEST/SMARTEST CHILD OF THE FAMILY AND THE DUMB ONES STAYED IN EUROPE AND SO OUR BRAINS ARE BETTER
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Huge lol at the Germans being more civilized than Americans. There have been few countries with as much political and economic instability and bloodshed in the last 100 years as Germany. Fuck Germany.
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Agreed. These German Bastards. What were they thinking when they started WWI? Just ask the next German you see why he did it.
Complete dofuses.