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Old 05-03-2005, 03:57 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Dear diary,

After two days wandering around in the sewers I finally found an exit, and just in time. Not only was the smell unbearable but I was developing a strange growth on my chest, between my large boy nipples...Perhaps from the toxic waste I landed in. But the even more pressing matter was my need for food and water. Looking up above I saw the man hole and climbed the access ladder up to freedom. As I pushed the metal guard up and climbed outside I heard the honking of a car horn, screetching tires and then all went black.

.......I awoke in a fluffly bed with velvet sheets smelling of saphire, the perfume. Moaning disorientedly I looked around in the dark room and whispered "Father...?". Just then the light flipped on. sitting in a chair beside the bed was a beautiful girl, maybe 20 years old, who's bottom was probably more pert then my own. She looked at me with great care in her eyes and said

Jane: Hello Francis, my name is Jane. I'm the one who hit you with my car. Are you alright?

Francis: My head hurts terribly and my bottom is chapped. Do you have a...Wait, how did you know my name?

Jane: You're the boy they've been showing on the tele all week. The runaway school boy wanted for murdering his cousin Ferdinan and assaulting his own dad.

Francis: I didn't assault father on purpose..! It's just...

Jane: Shhhhhh...It's ok. I think you did what you had to for whatever reasons.

It was just then I realized I was still naked.

francis: Where are my clothes?

Jane: You didn't have any, remember? Might I ask why? Oh, and I took that dreadful dog collar off you...What was that all about anyway?

Remembering the dog collared I felt a deep stiring within my loins. I could feel my erections growing.

Erections !?

As I looked downward I nearly gouged my own eye out. Sticking out from the center of my chest was a fully developed penis, hard from all the dog collar talk.

Francis: I have another wanker!

Jane giggled.

Jane: Oh, you mean it wasn't there before? That's odd.

Francis: Odd!? I'm a bloody freak!

Jane stood up slowly and before I could say another word removed her sun dress. I gasped softly as it was my first time ever looking at a naked woman, but even I knew something wasn't right.

Francis:......Why do you have a dong? I thought girls had flowers...

Jane: I'm a hermaphrodite Francis. I have both.

It was all becoming to much to process. I felt dizzy and flushed in the face. Jane sensed my unease and sat down on the bed next to me, taking my hand in hers.

Jane: Don't you see Francis? We're alike, you and me...We're both special. I know you're a bit young for me, but hitting you the other day was fate. We're meant to be together.

Francis:: But...

Jane got a animalistic look in her eyes and began to speak at a feverish pace

Jane: Just imagine the love making. I'll ride your chest penis while you suck my female stick of love.

She began fondling her breasts, circling the nipples counter clockwise and nibbling on her bottom lip.

Jane: You go back to sleep, you still have a nasty bump on your head.

Before I could say another word she stood and turned off the light. I was left alone in the darkness to contemplate...Everything.


[ May 03, 2005, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Francis ]

Beatrice says father loves me very much. That makes me happy.
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