Three Wishes

[the_butcher]

Alright, I actually got this idea off of Alpha, who used to ask me and a group of friends this all the time.

If you had three wishes, what would they be?

Feel free to make your answers as long or short as you like.

To start things off, my three wishes are:

1) My music career becomes my life and I am successful with it.

2) I make enough money to support myself and my family so that we would be well off.

3) This wish will remain unsaid.

There you go. It's that simple. If you really feel the dire need to know my third wish, just PM me. Other than that, have at it everyone.

[Combat Chuck]

I totally want to know what you're third wish was.

My three wishes:

1: To be able to fly. And I'm not talking about 'well here I am in my fancy little jet plane' fly....I mean Superman fly. Or I could live with angel wings. Although they'd get in the way in the shower and everything. And during molting season.

2: To never have to worry about money again. I would have a place where I would always find waiting for me a load of cash, freshly laundered. I wouldn't have to worry about taxes for them either, so I could keep the IRS off my ass.

3: I don't know....to be as musically talented and freakish as Thom.

[VOL]

1. I agree with combat Chuck, I would like to have tons of cash just waiting for me everywhere so I wouldn't worry about money.

2. to be able to fly is good too, but i hate heights. I think I would wish to be able to freeze time.

3. Remains unsaid, I'm not quite sure.

[Titan]

Dude, you know what his third wish is.

I swear we've done this thread before.

[tonguegina]

1. To always have the exact amount for whatever I'm purchasing in my pocket. This makes it so I would have unlimited money and I don't have to count out correct change.

2. I would like to read minds. I rarely know what people are thinking, especially women.

3. To freely travel through time and space...enter other dimensions...all that good stuff.

While flying would be nice, maybe x-ray vision, I think these would help me more in my day to day life.

[fat_retard]

1. Unlimited Money/Power.
2. The ability to istantaneously transport myself anywhere on the planet.
3. To not have to follow any laws and get all charges dropped when I commit any crimes.

[victim]

Why does everyone always say unlimited money?

[Schroeder]

Tonguegina, I've always liked your idea for the first wish, but I had heard you say that before. I wonder when?

My three wishes would be:
1. That I could have any girl I want.
2. To be able to make anyone like me.*
3. To get to 21 and just stay there, forever.

*I'll catch flak for this one.

[Kage]

ha my three wishes:

1. that i could have THE girl i want.

2. eternal youth definetly, but not immortality

3. to be extremely skilled in a sport or music, not the best but to be up there with the best.

[fat_retard]

I think I've changed mine.

1. That Kage would get his dick eaten off by rats.

2. That Kage will die.

3. That Kage will burn in hell.

That about does it.

[Kage]

LOL wtf, something wrong w/ my wishes???

[silver and cold]

1)To be able to fix all my stupid and hurtful mistakes.

2)Never be sad or depressed.

3)Kinda personal...

[Titan]

1) That's my business.

2) It's too personal.

3) I'd rather not say.

You can thank me for contributing later.
Not really.

[Ugly Bastard]

1.) To be the best at everything in the world. (Except shit that I don't want to be the best at...assfucking guys, eating out 80 year old women, you know what I mean).

2.) To be happy, all the time (maybe not 100% of the time, but certainly more than anyone else on the planet is).

3.) To be able to fly.

-Ugly Bastard

[BrassMonkees]

1) to change my eyes so that they are more caucasionish

2) to change my skin color during the winter to be more whitish, but still keep my tan in the summer

3) to be white, but have all of the incredible skills that black people posses. Dancing, cool hair/clothes, and to be good at sports are just a few of the many advantages to be a black person.

[Alpha]

1. To reach in my pocket and find that $1000 dollars is there for my grabbing... EVERY TIME I reach in my pocket, no matter what pants I'm wearing.
2. To be able to control all facets time, including freezing it, speeding it up, and slowing it down.
3. Have any superpowers I feel are appropriate for whatever times I want. (i.e. at any time I can fly, climb buildings, read thoughts, lift very heavy things, ect.)

[tonguegina]

Schroeder, I believe we discussed this in econ with BDH and the likes.

[Schroeder]

Yes, we did. Did that get spawned from the infinite amount of money question proposed by Mr. Groff on the first day?

[BrassMonkees]

I also thought we talked about this in calculus. definetly econ though.

[tonguegina]

I don't know about calculus. I don't remember Lethal, BL, or KL's responses...I would remember at least one thing that they would have said.

I can picture Lethal's right now...it'd go something like this:

1)Unlimited access to liquor.
2)All the bitches I could ever want.
3)For people to stop telling me how hot my sister is.

Now that's just what I would guess he'd say...you'd have to ask him yourself.

[Schroeder]

I think Lethal would wish away "group" meetings.

[ August 29, 2003, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: Schroeder ]

[Pliedes]

Which reminds me; Lethal's sister is so hot!
Just kidding (not really, but he's gotten a lot of shit about it..)

[Fruitacious B]

Alpha, I remember you asking me this question if not but a month ago.

1. Ability to fly
2. Powers equal to that of God (not a pissy little Hindu god, the god that supposedly created everything)
3. My music career becomes my life and I am successful with it. (very nicely stated butcher)

[sim_flex_x]

I saw lethal's sister the other day...i go to school with her
*i'm hoping that'll motivate people to come visit me :]

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
I saw lethal's sister the other day...i go to school with her
*i'm hoping that'll motivate people to come visit me :]

You can bet your ass it does.

-Ugly Bastard