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St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 02:25 AM

just shove it in her ass man... thats the best thing you can do. show her who's the boss.

underwater · 03-26-2004, 02:53 AM

oooouch......... ass-fucking. not cool.

how would you like it if she shoved something in YOUR ass?? huh??

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 03:18 AM

someone shut this bitch up before i fuck-start her face

Cocktooth · 03-26-2004, 03:53 AM

HAHA....well i would hate having anything shoved in my ass but some girls actually like it..once all the muscles are torn and shit i heard its quite pleasurable for the female...i would suggest giving it a whirl...maybe you will retract your statement and become an anal lover!!!

f3lix · 03-26-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by St. Anky:
just shove it in her ass man... thats the best thing you can do. show her who's the boss.

Done that already...it was a further step before we realized that why not have sex...it's so much less disgusting and feels much better.

On another note, responding to underwater...I'm not sure why a female would like anal. Males, on the other hand, have a prostate that feels unbelievable is massaged. I'm sure I'll get called gay for this and such, but honestly, it's been referred to as the male G spot. If you get a girl willing, I'd say take advantage of it, you'll thank me for it.

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 02:44 PM

too much info dude...

but yeah, i dont understand why girls like it. With my experience, its just one of those things to add into the mix while you're pounding away in the pooty. If she's wet enough, slip it into her ass for an extra moan or two.

You've stated, however; that you've already tried that... but did you follow all of my advice? Did you punch her in the back of the head? Did you pull her hair back and call her your little slut?

Saint DH · 03-26-2004, 03:42 PM

Yeah...I don't think it's a good idea to go front to back and then back to front...unless you want your girl's twat to be disgusting. I read that in Hustler.

f3lix · 03-26-2004, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
You've stated, however; that you've already tried that... but did you follow all of my advice? Did you punch her in the back of the head? Did you pull her hair back and call her your little slut?

Not going to donkey punch her...

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 07:01 PM

must we really give it such a harsh label?
donkey punch sounds so violent.

how about, "lat slam to the back of the head"?

buckeye · 03-26-2004, 10:15 PM

[quote]Originally posted by f3lix:

Quote:

. Males, on the other hand, have a prostate that feels unbelievable is massaged.

why the fuck you would say this, chances are this is why you are pussy whipped, you take it in the ass from your gf. Seriously dude you have issues.

Break up with her, all this anal fucking, and your state of being pussy whipped cant be healthy for you.

St. Anky · 03-26-2004, 10:23 PM

shut up buckeye... u don;t know shit about women.

f3lix · 03-27-2004, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by buckeye:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by f3lix:

Quote:

. Males, on the other hand, have a prostate that feels unbelievable is massaged.

why the fuck you would say this, chances are this is why you are pussy whipped, you take it in the ass from your gf. Seriously dude you have issues.

Break up with her, all this anal fucking, and your state of being pussy whipped cant be healthy for you.

I do not take it in the ass. It's not like I do it all the time, and as I figured, I'd get harrassed for saying that, but in all honesty, if you can get over you insecure self, you'd thank me for it.

Ugly Bastard · 03-27-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by f3lix:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by St. Anky:
just shove it in her ass man

Done that already...it was a further step before we realized that why not have sex...it's so much less disgusting and feels much better.[/quote]Wow.

Quote:

Originally posted by f3lix:
I'm not sure why a female would like anal. Males, on the other hand, have a prostate that feels unbelievable is massaged. I'm sure I'll get called gay for this and such, but honestly, it's been referred to as the male G spot. If you get a girl willing, I'd say take advantage of it, you'll thank me for it.

Wow.

Huh.

Wow.

-Ugly Bastard

Lucifer · 03-27-2004, 04:54 PM

Felix is correct.
Men love it when I ram their prostate!

farawayfromhere · 03-27-2004, 07:47 PM

Goodness, UB I must say I am surprised by your approach to all this, I wouldn't have thought. But as for you F3lix, I am proud that you refuse the idea of beating your girlfriend. I have a lot of respect for a guy who will defend his beliefs when all others were going against him. But as for your request for advice...
I think you already know what you need to do.
If she hasn't gotten the idea yet, then she's never going to get it. If she doesnt have enough courtesy to avoid abusing one that she cares about in anyway, then she is not worth the hassle. There are better girls out there. You can try talking to her one last time but if she still doesnt step up and treat you like you should be treated then lose her.

Saint DH · 03-28-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by farawayfromhere:
I think you already know what you need to do.

I think you do, too f3lix. Beat the bitch into submission.

StabMaster Arson · 03-28-2004, 04:28 PM

Would a roscoe be considered physical abuse?

buckeye · 03-28-2004, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
shut up buckeye... u don;t know shit about women.

maybe not, but i do know this....

1. Getting girls in the ass is fucking disgusting, no matter how much you try to justify it.

2. The difference between dating a hottie, and dating a girl that looks like Oprah Winfrey's ass.

VOL · 03-29-2004, 12:12 AM

3. getting drunk and doing unnatural things with dirty women. Not good.

[ March 28, 2004, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]

Percipere'Chan · 03-29-2004, 03:43 AM

you all have serious mental health problems

Percipere'Chan · 03-29-2004, 04:04 AM

f3lix-

you're brave to post this shit.
that earns you marks.
but
if you need to take testosterone supliments, do it.
if you're that fucking scared to tell her 'no',
then you have more serious issues.
and
you really shouldn't be seeing AnyBody.

underwater · 03-29-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
someone shut this bitch up before i fuck-start her face

so someone explain to me what he means by "fuck-start"ing my face.

and i would say that you're more of a bitch than i am, if you like in the ass. but that's just my opinion.

AcTivE · 03-29-2004, 02:18 PM

I don't believe in violence. I just believe it to be funny in the context of this thread.

I'd never be with anyone like felix has mentioned. Actually, I'll probably never be with anyone...but that's besides the point. If I think a girl is a bitch, and I actually engage in conversation with her...she'll know. Then they can take the appropriate action as they see fit... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Mr. Blonde · 03-29-2004, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by underwater:
and i would say that you're more of a bitch than i am, if you like in the ass. but that's just my opinion.

ha.

Fruitacious B · 03-29-2004, 05:16 PM

The way to her heart is through the stomach man. That in mind, I say a good kidney shot is in order. It's not exactly her stomach, but she'll get the point.

"What's this I keep hearing about battered women? All this time I've been eating mine plain."

03-26-2004, 02:53 AM	#27 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	oooouch......... ass-fucking. not cool. how would you like it if she shoved something in YOUR ass?? huh??
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03-26-2004, 03:53 AM	#29 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	HAHA....well i would hate having anything shoved in my ass but some girls actually like it..once all the muscles are torn and shit i heard its quite pleasurable for the female...i would suggest giving it a whirl...maybe you will retract your statement and become an anal lover!!!
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03-27-2004, 04:54 PM	#39 (permalink)
Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Hell Posts: 200 Internets: 10	Felix is correct. Men love it when I ram their prostate!
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03-27-2004, 07:47 PM	#40 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	Goodness, UB I must say I am surprised by your approach to all this, I wouldn't have thought. But as for you F3lix, I am proud that you refuse the idea of beating your girlfriend. I have a lot of respect for a guy who will defend his beliefs when all others were going against him. But as for your request for advice... I think you already know what you need to do. If she hasn't gotten the idea yet, then she's never going to get it. If she doesnt have enough courtesy to avoid abusing one that she cares about in anyway, then she is not worth the hassle. There are better girls out there. You can try talking to her one last time but if she still doesnt step up and treat you like you should be treated then lose her.
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03-28-2004, 04:28 PM	#42 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	Would a roscoe be considered physical abuse?
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03-26-2004, 02:25 AM	#26 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	just shove it in her ass man... thats the best thing you can do. show her who's the boss.

03-26-2004, 03:18 AM	#28 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	someone shut this bitch up before i fuck-start her face

03-26-2004, 02:44 PM	#31 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	too much info dude... but yeah, i dont understand why girls like it. With my experience, its just one of those things to add into the mix while you're pounding away in the pooty. If she's wet enough, slip it into her ass for an extra moan or two. You've stated, however; that you've already tried that... but did you follow all of my advice? Did you punch her in the back of the head? Did you pull her hair back and call her your little slut?

03-26-2004, 03:42 PM	#32 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Yeah...I don't think it's a good idea to go front to back and then back to front...unless you want your girl's twat to be disgusting. I read that in Hustler.

03-26-2004, 07:01 PM	#34 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	must we really give it such a harsh label? donkey punch sounds so violent. how about, "lat slam to the back of the head"?

03-26-2004, 10:23 PM	#36 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	shut up buckeye... u don;t know shit about women.

03-29-2004, 12:12 AM	#44 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	3. getting drunk and doing unnatural things with dirty women. Not good. [ March 28, 2004, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: VOL ]
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03-29-2004, 03:43 AM	#45 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	you all have serious mental health problems
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03-29-2004, 04:04 AM	#46 (permalink)
Percipere'Chan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: My Machine Posts: 460 Internets: -238	f3lix- you're brave to post this shit. that earns you marks. but if you need to take testosterone supliments, do it. if you're that fucking scared to tell her 'no', then you have more serious issues. and you really shouldn't be seeing AnyBody.
	Dead, death, grim on a pale horse, empty, hollow, inanimate, fataled, black curtained, annihilated.

03-29-2004, 02:18 PM	#48 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I don't believe in violence. I just believe it to be funny in the context of this thread. I'd never be with anyone like felix has mentioned. Actually, I'll probably never be with anyone...but that's besides the point. If I think a girl is a bitch, and I actually engage in conversation with her...she'll know. Then they can take the appropriate action as they see fit... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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03-29-2004, 05:16 PM	#50 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	The way to her heart is through the stomach man. That in mind, I say a good kidney shot is in order. It's not exactly her stomach, but she'll get the point. "What's this I keep hearing about battered women? All this time I've been eating mine plain."
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