"Is It Because She's Fat??" - Nubblies.net Forums

Ugly Bastard · 04-11-2004, 03:15 PM

Yes! It's because she's fat!

I am sick and tired of other girls giving me grief about not wanting to fuck their fat friends. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

Like say one of your girl-friends suggests you go on a date with her friend "Tubby". And you say "nah, I really wouldn't be interested", and they shoot a look back at you in complete disgust and say "Why? Because she's overweight??"

YES. BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING OVERWEIGHT!

Why else wouldn't I want to date her??

I don't understand what is wrong with this either. I mean, I work relatively hard to keep myself looking okay. I work out, I eat healthy when I can...is it such a crime to ask the same in return from a female companion?

And let's be honest, a VERY big portion of a relationship with someone is sexual chemistry. How can I be truly happy with a girl that I have no sexual attraction to whatsoever. I mean, does it make me an asshole because I don't want to go around fucking every "big boned" girl on this planet. I sure hope not. I wish other girls could realize that we don't want to fuck their fat friends....and yes....just because they're fat.

Oh, and while I'm talking. If you're a girl, and you're fat, how about instead of bitching that guys won't date you "for who you are" or whatever other bullshit you come up with...why don't you get your ass in a fucking gym, and lay off the Cheetos for one God damn week.

It reminds me of that episode of Saved By The Bell when all of the hot girls give Zach grief for not going to the Fall Ball with that overweight worthless piece of shit. I mean, what the fuck? Zach's a badass, why should he have to go to a high school dance with Bertha, when he can go with Kelly fucking Kapowski? And then Bertha tells him off when she gives him the whole "you know what Zach, I like who I am" speech. No you don't fucking like who you are. Don't give me that bullshit. If you liked who you are, you wouldn't be fucking crying yourself to sleep every night after binging on donuts again.

Oh, and one more thing. Fat girls, we don't like seeing your cleevage, know this, bitch.

-Ugly Bastard

[ April 11, 2004, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Saint DH · 04-11-2004, 03:36 PM

And while you're at it fat bitches, stop being so GOD DAMN LOUD! Have you ever noticed that it's always the fat bitches being unreasonably loud and obnoxious? Why is that? Being fat does not give you the right to bother everyone, so shut the fuck up, porky.

[ April 12, 2004, 12:44 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

ninjaface · 04-11-2004, 04:03 PM

They probably feel like its the only way they can get guys to notice them. And guys do take notice.. to how obnoxious they are. But it seems like they will take what they can get.

BarryJive · 04-11-2004, 04:08 PM

fucking brilliant...all of it.

underwater · 04-11-2004, 05:30 PM

hahaha...........

i just want to say, that i am a girl... and i agree with everything in this thread.

renovo · 04-11-2004, 05:30 PM

UB, I totally understand where you are coming from. I work hard to keep myself in shape and looking good. And I don't want to sell myself short, I want someone who is equal or better than me.

I just had a recent incident like this. A lady I work with went to her church and told a girl, I went on one date with, that I said she was "chunky." Was she? Yes. Everytime she wasn't doing anything, she always had some sort of food in her hand. And I guess she stopped by my work in a formal dress and asked if I was there because she wanted to show off her "newfound skinnyness," which I have not seen as of yet. My rant basically states that I hate when fat women think they are the greatest people to sleep with. These women maybe find one man and they think that just because they have this one, usually unattractive man, they are the hottest thing on the face of the Earth.

To conclude. You can stay fat, just don't come after me, cause I work hard. And hopefully I will remain lean for the rest of my life doing it the right ways.

Pliedes · 04-12-2004, 05:07 PM

I do agree with you Ugly, though for the underlying reason that you spoke of. It's not that I wouldn't date a girl because she's fat, it's because I'm not attracted to her. But then why am I not attracted to her? Though a large part of it is probably because she's fat.
Nobody would demonize Zach Morris for not dating a skinny girl who he wasn't attracted to, so why do they do it for a fat girl? Some people would rather make overweight girls feel "large and in charge" instead of telling them the truth about their unhealthy weight problem.

[ April 12, 2004, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

Mr. Blonde · 04-12-2004, 05:16 PM

Man, i would hate to be a fat girl who posts on nubblies...lol

Pliedes · 04-12-2004, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Man, i would hate to be a fat girl who posts on nubblies...lol

My avatar is a video of myself, so fuck you.

Ugly Bastard · 04-12-2004, 05:17 PM

I would hate to be a fat girl.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 04-12-2004, 05:36 PM

I would hate to be a girl.

George Sherman · 04-12-2004, 06:21 PM

I would hate to be a fat girl too. I work with two of them, everyday. And it is true, they are the loudest goddamned bitches I have ever met. And they always talk about food, and I have to try not to laugh at their fat asses.

tonguegina · 04-12-2004, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

No...I can't say anyone's ever tried to set me up with anyone before. If they were fat, though, I'd have to pass. I have a pretty low tolorance level for that kind of shit.

Orgazmo · 04-16-2004, 01:15 AM

I was just browsing the internet when this popup got through my blocker. The son of a bitch. Anyway, it made for a good laugh...and immediatley made me think of this thread.

underwater · 04-16-2004, 01:26 AM

hey guys look.... it's me.

Cocktooth · 04-16-2004, 01:32 AM

UB you are heartless...even chubby girls need lovin...and its a known fact they give the best head....

[ April 15, 2004, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Shaw ]

Ugly Bastard · 04-16-2004, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
even cubby girls need lovin

I'll assume you meant "chubby"...we know where you're mind's at.

That is one special lady in that pic.

-Ugly Bastard

George Sherman · 04-16-2004, 01:59 AM

Dude it was so funny. There was a bunch of fat bitches out by Taco Bell tonight, and me and my frined Brandon drove by and were like, you bithces are fucking nasty. and one of the fat bitches chased us down dude. it was fucked up. they were fucking nasty though.

Alpha · 04-16-2004, 08:46 AM

I'm starting a revolution where I go door to door and perform involuntary liposuction to every fat girl I see. They may be against it at first, but the world would see that I was doing a great justice.

Niger Angelus · 04-16-2004, 09:59 AM

Sounds costly.

sim_flex_x · 04-21-2004, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Oh, and one more thing. Fat girls, we don't like seeing your cleevage, know this, bitch.

what about the fat rolls that are exposed due to belly shirts, ooh ooh! and the low riding jeans! those are nice... oh wait

underwater · 04-21-2004, 01:46 AM

oh god.. that drives me up the WALL when fat girls wear clothes that don't fit them... it's bad enough that the chick is overweight.. it's WORSE when she thinks she's hot shit and wears belly shirts and short shorts and all of that sort of crap... i mean, i am not a skinny girl, but at least i know what kind of clothes look good on me and what don't... it's called "BUYING THE RIGHT SIZE".

Niger Angelus · 04-21-2004, 10:27 AM

Yeah, I just don't seem to find strech marks on a chunky layer of pale skin too attractive.

Carson Mandalay · 04-21-2004, 05:27 PM

Be nice to those fatties. They are your best friends in a time of need

silver and cold · 04-21-2004, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sim_flex_x:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Oh, and one more thing. Fat girls, we don't like seeing your cleevage, know this, bitch.

what about the fat rolls that are exposed due to belly shirts, ooh ooh! and the low riding jeans! those are nice... oh wait</font>[/quote]Most of you know how tiny and skinny I am, and I wont even dress like that.
Some days Im happy for being skinny!

04-11-2004, 04:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
BarryJive Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bloomington Posts: 358 Internets: 44	fucking brilliant...all of it.
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04-11-2004, 05:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	hahaha........... i just want to say, that i am a girl... and i agree with everything in this thread.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-12-2004, 05:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Man, i would hate to be a fat girl who posts on nubblies...lol
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04-12-2004, 06:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I would hate to be a fat girl too. I work with two of them, everyday. And it is true, they are the loudest goddamned bitches I have ever met. And they always talk about food, and I have to try not to laugh at their fat asses.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-16-2004, 01:26 AM	#15 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	hey guys look.... it's me.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-11-2004, 03:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yes! It's because she's fat! I am sick and tired of other girls giving me grief about not wanting to fuck their fat friends. Do you guys know what I'm talking about? Like say one of your girl-friends suggests you go on a date with her friend "Tubby". And you say "nah, I really wouldn't be interested", and they shoot a look back at you in complete disgust and say "Why? Because she's overweight??" YES. BECAUSE SHE'S FUCKING OVERWEIGHT! Why else wouldn't I want to date her?? I don't understand what is wrong with this either. I mean, I work relatively hard to keep myself looking okay. I work out, I eat healthy when I can...is it such a crime to ask the same in return from a female companion? And let's be honest, a VERY big portion of a relationship with someone is sexual chemistry. How can I be truly happy with a girl that I have no sexual attraction to whatsoever. I mean, does it make me an asshole because I don't want to go around fucking every "big boned" girl on this planet. I sure hope not. I wish other girls could realize that we don't want to fuck their fat friends....and yes....just because they're fat. Oh, and while I'm talking. If you're a girl, and you're fat, how about instead of bitching that guys won't date you "for who you are" or whatever other bullshit you come up with...why don't you get your ass in a fucking gym, and lay off the Cheetos for one God damn week. It reminds me of that episode of Saved By The Bell when all of the hot girls give Zach grief for not going to the Fall Ball with that overweight worthless piece of shit. I mean, what the fuck? Zach's a badass, why should he have to go to a high school dance with Bertha, when he can go with Kelly fucking Kapowski? And then Bertha tells him off when she gives him the whole "you know what Zach, I like who I am" speech. No you don't fucking like who you are. Don't give me that bullshit. If you liked who you are, you wouldn't be fucking crying yourself to sleep every night after binging on donuts again. Oh, and one more thing. Fat girls, we don't like seeing your cleevage, know this, bitch. -Ugly Bastard [ April 11, 2004, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

04-11-2004, 03:36 PM	#2 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	And while you're at it fat bitches, stop being so GOD DAMN LOUD! Have you ever noticed that it's always the fat bitches being unreasonably loud and obnoxious? Why is that? Being fat does not give you the right to bother everyone, so shut the fuck up, porky. [ April 12, 2004, 12:44 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

04-11-2004, 04:03 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	They probably feel like its the only way they can get guys to notice them. And guys do take notice.. to how obnoxious they are. But it seems like they will take what they can get.

04-11-2004, 05:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
renovo Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: dallas, tx Posts: 67 Internets: 10	UB, I totally understand where you are coming from. I work hard to keep myself in shape and looking good. And I don't want to sell myself short, I want someone who is equal or better than me. I just had a recent incident like this. A lady I work with went to her church and told a girl, I went on one date with, that I said she was "chunky." Was she? Yes. Everytime she wasn't doing anything, she always had some sort of food in her hand. And I guess she stopped by my work in a formal dress and asked if I was there because she wanted to show off her "newfound skinnyness," which I have not seen as of yet. My rant basically states that I hate when fat women think they are the greatest people to sleep with. These women maybe find one man and they think that just because they have this one, usually unattractive man, they are the hottest thing on the face of the Earth. To conclude. You can stay fat, just don't come after me, cause I work hard. And hopefully I will remain lean for the rest of my life doing it the right ways.

04-12-2004, 05:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	I do agree with you Ugly, though for the underlying reason that you spoke of. It's not that I wouldn't date a girl because she's fat, it's because I'm not attracted to her. But then why am I not attracted to her? Though a large part of it is probably because she's fat. Nobody would demonize Zach Morris for not dating a skinny girl who he wasn't attracted to, so why do they do it for a fat girl? Some people would rather make overweight girls feel "large and in charge" instead of telling them the truth about their unhealthy weight problem. [ April 12, 2004, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

04-12-2004, 05:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I would hate to be a fat girl. -Ugly Bastard

04-12-2004, 05:36 PM	#11 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	I would hate to be a girl.

04-16-2004, 01:15 AM	#14 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,732 Internets: 311447	I was just browsing the internet when this popup got through my blocker. The son of a bitch. Anyway, it made for a good laugh...and immediatley made me think of this thread.

04-16-2004, 01:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	UB you are heartless...even chubby girls need lovin...and its a known fact they give the best head.... [ April 15, 2004, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Shaw ]
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04-16-2004, 01:59 AM	#18 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Dude it was so funny. There was a bunch of fat bitches out by Taco Bell tonight, and me and my frined Brandon drove by and were like, you bithces are fucking nasty. and one of the fat bitches chased us down dude. it was fucked up. they were fucking nasty though.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-16-2004, 08:46 AM	#19 (permalink)
Alpha Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,003 Internets: 82	I'm starting a revolution where I go door to door and perform involuntary liposuction to every fat girl I see. They may be against it at first, but the world would see that I was doing a great justice.
	Gods are but men with immortal souls.

04-16-2004, 09:59 AM	#20 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Sounds costly.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-21-2004, 01:46 AM	#22 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	oh god.. that drives me up the WALL when fat girls wear clothes that don't fit them... it's bad enough that the chick is overweight.. it's WORSE when she thinks she's hot shit and wears belly shirts and short shorts and all of that sort of crap... i mean, i am not a skinny girl, but at least i know what kind of clothes look good on me and what don't... it's called "BUYING THE RIGHT SIZE".
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

04-21-2004, 10:27 AM	#23 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Yeah, I just don't seem to find strech marks on a chunky layer of pale skin too attractive.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-21-2004, 05:27 PM	#24 (permalink)
Carson Mandalay Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York, NY Posts: 30 Internets: 10	Be nice to those fatties. They are your best friends in a time of need

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