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12-30-2002, 08:03 PM

"Incase you haven't look outside lately, it's really foggy. And because of this, we have a fog advisory. That is NBC33's Story of the Day"

*cue spiffy music*
*pan to captain dumbass telling us what anyone who looks outside can clearly see*

"And in other news, 5 terrorist Arabs have escaped from immigration and are loose in the United States..."

What the fuck...? It's foggy outside...let's make it the Top Story. In other minor news, there are 5 raging bloodthirsty Arabs who want nothing more than to slice your throat running loose in the United States because of fautly immigration restraints... Does anyone else see a little bit of a problem with this? If you don't have enough news to make a "NBC33 Top Story" or whatever the fuck it's called, then don't have one. What's next?

"A man recently entered the NBC33 studios and request to use the bathroom facilities. Francis Koe is live on the scene with NBC33's Top Story!"

Fuck NBC33's top story and, if you support it, fuck you too.

Combat Chuck · 12-31-2002, 03:31 AM

Yeah, I usually hate it when the weather is the top story of the day. NO SHIT ANCHOR BITCH!

Unless it's a huge snow advisory, tornado WARNING, or an earthquake, make the news the news, and the weather the weather. Don't make us hear a report on the weather twice.

Ugly Bastard · 01-02-2003, 11:49 AM

Yet another example of why you should watch NBC 16.

-Ugly Bastard

victim · 01-02-2003, 04:08 PM

Or turn the fucking television off all together...

Combat Chuck · 01-02-2003, 10:51 PM

Unless you're watching The Simpsons, or my personal fave right now...24.

12-30-2002, 08:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	"Incase you haven't look outside lately, it's really foggy. And because of this, we have a fog advisory. That is NBC33's Story of the Day" cue spiffy music pan to captain dumbass telling us what anyone who looks outside can clearly see "And in other news, 5 terrorist Arabs have escaped from immigration and are loose in the United States..." What the fuck...? It's foggy outside...let's make it the Top Story. In other minor news, there are 5 raging bloodthirsty Arabs who want nothing more than to slice your throat running loose in the United States because of fautly immigration restraints... Does anyone else see a little bit of a problem with this? If you don't have enough news to make a "NBC33 Top Story" or whatever the fuck it's called, then don't have one. What's next? "A man recently entered the NBC33 studios and request to use the bathroom facilities. Francis Koe is live on the scene with NBC33's Top Story!" Fuck NBC33's top story and, if you support it, fuck you too.
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12-31-2002, 03:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Yeah, I usually hate it when the weather is the top story of the day. NO SHIT ANCHOR BITCH! Unless it's a huge snow advisory, tornado WARNING, or an earthquake, make the news the news, and the weather the weather. Don't make us hear a report on the weather twice.

01-02-2003, 11:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Yet another example of why you should watch NBC 16. -Ugly Bastard

01-02-2003, 04:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	Or turn the fucking television off all together...

01-02-2003, 10:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	Unless you're watching The Simpsons, or my personal fave right now...24.