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Niger Angelus · 10-02-2003, 07:33 PM

And the proffess...I mean Deep Kick speaks again.

I will box you.

Trout Sniffer · 10-02-2003, 07:44 PM

Deep Kick, if you don't want to box because people don't know how to box, then how about me and you street fight. That way there are no rules, it will be just me kicking the shit out of you with everyone watching.

You don't like boxing because other people don't know how to box, but I don't like it because you have gloves and there are too many damn rules. Don't get me wrong, I've boxed, and I would kill you in a boxing match, but I would much rather have a street fight against someone than a boxing match.

So like I said before, Deep Kick, I challenge you to a street fight.....To the Death

Deep Kick · 10-02-2003, 08:30 PM

Street Fighting is for white-trash dickheads, who are much to fucking stupid to settle disputes in some other way.

Niger would beat me in a boxing match. I know my fucking limits, and I'm not going to challenge anyone who I know would win.

Haha, you know you're pissing off people when dickheads from the fucking internet want to fight you in real life. Fucking pathetic. Because, even if you could kick my ass (which ass sniffer most certainly couldn't), It still doesn't change the fact that you are a hillybilly fuckhead.

Schroeder · 10-02-2003, 08:44 PM

I'd put my money on Trout over practically anybody else on Nubblies, not to mention your sorry self, Deep Kick.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Fucking pathetic.

Yet not as pathetic as your vocabulary. Don't worry, I'll make your next post for you.

Schroeder: F*ckity F*cking F*cks F*ck you!

Deep Kick · 10-02-2003, 11:34 PM

Schroeder: Fuckity fucking fucks fuck you!

Saint DH · 10-03-2003, 01:49 AM

Deep Kick, you seem to make the assumption that I don't know how to box...

Niger Angelus · 10-03-2003, 06:24 PM

Come on. There are no limits in competition unless you have two lips and a clit between your legs. They are the only ones who don't know how to compete. So, Deep Throat, are you in fact a female?

Deep Kick · 10-03-2003, 06:35 PM

I don't buy into all that fucking "gung-ho" sports bullshit. There are obviously fucking limits in competition, otherwise everyone would be a fucking world class athlete.

Dirty, you are correct sir.

If you and me boxed, Niger, you'd probably win. Sure, I'd get a good shot or two, but I don't really feel like wasting time or taking a beating that I don't have to. Fuck off.

Niger Angelus · 10-03-2003, 07:04 PM

Ah, I understand as well as I can. It was worth the 'shot'.

VOL · 10-04-2003, 02:03 PM

I would call it a draw.. you both would lose

Trout Sniffer · 10-04-2003, 03:34 PM

Deep Kick, I would most certainly kill you in a fight of any sorts. You just wish you had the balls to fight me.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Niger would beat me in a boxing match. I know my fucking limits, and I'm not going to challenge anyone who I know would win.

It's quite funny that you get on here and say how you can box and all kinds of shit, but then you back down from certain people. It sounds to me like the only people you want to box would be the ones that you know you would beat. That sounds like a pussy approach to me, but then again, you are a pussy ass bitch who has to hide under another identity.

How the hell do you call me a hillbilly? Just because I challenge you to a fight over the internet? Do you really think that I actually care if I fight you in real life? Well if you think that, then you're a fucking moron, cause I could care less about your pathetic ass.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
Street Fighting is for white-trash dickheads, who are much to fucking stupid to settle disputes in some other way.

What other way did you want to settle it Deep Kick? There is only one way for you to help out this world, and that is by your death. Whether it come from you killing yourself, or me killing you, you need to die.

VOL · 10-04-2003, 03:43 PM

Deep Kick probably solves his fights by running like a puss, witout a doubt I would put my money on trout Sniffer

Deep Kick · 10-04-2003, 06:56 PM

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It's quite funny that you get on here and say how you can box and all kinds of shit, but then you back down from certain people. It sounds to me like the only people you want to box would be the ones that you know you would beat. That sounds like a pussy approach to me, but then again, you are a pussy ass bitch who has to hide under another identity.

No shit sherlock. You figured it out, I only challenge people I know I could beat. And what is wrong that? does that make me a pussy? Well, I guess in the eyes of super-fucking-macho guys it does. But oh well, I've never been the kind of person who wears Wrangler jeans, plays football for fun, and loves to fight.

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Deep Kick probably solves his fights by running like a puss, witout a doubt I would put my money on trout Sniffer

Vol probably is, without a doubt, the biggest fucking joke on Nubblies. He just doesn't get that no matter how hard he tries, no one will ever fucking think he is cool.

Seriously, Vol, when will you learn that ATTEMPTING to make fun of me will not score you points with the Nubblies elites. You fucking ass-clown.

VOL · 10-04-2003, 07:27 PM

Deep Kick, you are the funniest little man who has minimal posts and thinks that you can run this forum... talk to me when you increase your post count.. because you haven't earned the right to talk to VOL

Combat Chuck · 10-04-2003, 08:07 PM

VOL, you haven't earned the right for anyone to talk to you.

[ October 04, 2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

VOL · 10-04-2003, 08:58 PM

thanks cockmaster

Deep Kick · 10-04-2003, 10:27 PM

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Originally posted by: VOL
Deep Kick, you are the funniest little man who has minimal posts and thinks that you can run this forum... talk to me when you increase your post count.. because you haven't earned the right to talk to VOL

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Originally posted by: Combat Chuck
VOL, you haven't earned the right for anyone to talk to you.

Ahhh, the irony is fucking delicious. Right as you try to prove your superiority over me, you get shot down like a rookie biotch. You get insulted by the very people you desire approval from. Fucking ridiculous.

[ October 04, 2003, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]

Trout Sniffer · 10-04-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
No shit sherlock. You figured it out, I only challenge people I know I could beat.

So you are just one of those guys that just pick on people that are smaller than you because you have no self esteem. You think you're cool because you can beat up somebody half your size. Well let me tell you, I'm half your size and I would kick the living shit out of you Deep Kick.

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
And what is wrong that? does that make me a pussy?

Deep Kick, that question is irrelevant, because although that does make you a pussy, even if it didn't, you're still a fucking pussy.

Titan · 10-06-2003, 03:02 AM

It's official: I'd rather read a post by VOL than Deep Kick. That is all.

Deep Kick · 10-06-2003, 05:50 PM

Please, anything but that Titan. If you could see my face right now, it is one of hurt and angst.

Titan · 10-06-2003, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by Deep Kick:
If you could see my face right now

We'll just go ahead and be thankful I can't.

Deep Kick · 10-06-2003, 10:48 PM

Oh shit, otherwise Titan might do "what the fuck he wants", right?

Titan · 10-06-2003, 10:52 PM

As long as you're willing to "Shut Your Fucking Face".

VOL · 10-06-2003, 10:52 PM

right.. obviously you don't know him very well. he's a tough son of a bitch

Deep Kick · 10-06-2003, 11:04 PM

Hahaha. Touche.

I am talking to Titan, VOL. Don't think for a second that anyone would show you respect. I just thought I would clarify that, since you are obviously too fucking stupid to realize that in the first fucking place.

[ October 06, 2003, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]

10-02-2003, 07:33 PM	#51 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	And the proffess...I mean Deep Kick speaks again. I will box you.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-02-2003, 07:44 PM	#52 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Deep Kick, if you don't want to box because people don't know how to box, then how about me and you street fight. That way there are no rules, it will be just me kicking the shit out of you with everyone watching. You don't like boxing because other people don't know how to box, but I don't like it because you have gloves and there are too many damn rules. Don't get me wrong, I've boxed, and I would kill you in a boxing match, but I would much rather have a street fight against someone than a boxing match. So like I said before, Deep Kick, I challenge you to a street fight.....To the Death
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

10-02-2003, 08:30 PM	#53 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Street Fighting is for white-trash dickheads, who are much to fucking stupid to settle disputes in some other way. Niger would beat me in a boxing match. I know my fucking limits, and I'm not going to challenge anyone who I know would win. Haha, you know you're pissing off people when dickheads from the fucking internet want to fight you in real life. Fucking pathetic. Because, even if you could kick my ass (which ass sniffer most certainly couldn't), It still doesn't change the fact that you are a hillybilly fuckhead.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-02-2003, 11:34 PM	#55 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Schroeder: Fuckity fucking fucks fuck you!
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-03-2003, 06:24 PM	#57 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Come on. There are no limits in competition unless you have two lips and a clit between your legs. They are the only ones who don't know how to compete. So, Deep Throat, are you in fact a female?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-03-2003, 01:49 AM	#56 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,149 Internets: 284753	Deep Kick, you seem to make the assumption that I don't know how to box...

10-03-2003, 06:35 PM	#58 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	I don't buy into all that fucking "gung-ho" sports bullshit. There are obviously fucking limits in competition, otherwise everyone would be a fucking world class athlete. Dirty, you are correct sir. If you and me boxed, Niger, you'd probably win. Sure, I'd get a good shot or two, but I don't really feel like wasting time or taking a beating that I don't have to. Fuck off.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-03-2003, 07:04 PM	#59 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Ah, I understand as well as I can. It was worth the 'shot'.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-04-2003, 02:03 PM	#60 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	I would call it a draw.. you both would lose
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-04-2003, 03:43 PM	#62 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Deep Kick probably solves his fights by running like a puss, witout a doubt I would put my money on trout Sniffer
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-04-2003, 07:27 PM	#64 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Deep Kick, you are the funniest little man who has minimal posts and thinks that you can run this forum... talk to me when you increase your post count.. because you haven't earned the right to talk to VOL
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-04-2003, 08:07 PM	#65 (permalink)
Combat Chuck Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 2,063 Internets: 10	VOL, you haven't earned the right for anyone to talk to you. [ October 04, 2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Combat Chuck ]

10-04-2003, 08:58 PM	#66 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	thanks cockmaster
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-06-2003, 03:02 AM	#69 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	It's official: I'd rather read a post by VOL than Deep Kick. That is all.
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-06-2003, 05:50 PM	#70 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Please, anything but that Titan. If you could see my face right now, it is one of hurt and angst.
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-06-2003, 10:48 PM	#72 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Oh shit, otherwise Titan might do "what the fuck he wants", right?
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

10-06-2003, 10:52 PM	#73 (permalink)
Titan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 3,698 Internets: 10	As long as you're willing to "Shut Your Fucking Face".
	I do what the fuck I want.

10-06-2003, 10:52 PM	#74 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	right.. obviously you don't know him very well. he's a tough son of a bitch
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-06-2003, 11:04 PM	#75 (permalink)
Deep Kick Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 136 Internets: 10	Hahaha. Touche. I am talking to Titan, VOL. Don't think for a second that anyone would show you respect. I just thought I would clarify that, since you are obviously too fucking stupid to realize that in the first fucking place. [ October 06, 2003, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: Deep Kick ]
	Shut Your Fucking Face.

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