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MAGICLIT · 04-21-2005, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Sherman:
I don't know why, I just like to get naked...in public.

I know EXACTLY what you mean..... [img]graemlins/shifty.gif[/img]

George Sherman · 04-21-2005, 04:02 PM

yay me tooo

the Butcher · 04-23-2005, 05:43 PM

i have the same problem as oh so many of you have already stated. in fact, it goes so far as when someone else is right next to me in a urinal, i have a problem actually getting started. once they leave, i flow like no other. but when someone is around...i swear to god my urinary tract just shuts down.

Mr. Blonde · 04-23-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Butcher:
i have the same problem as oh so many of you have already stated. in fact, it goes so far as when someone else is right next to me in a urinal, i have a problem actually getting started. once they leave, i flow like no other. but when someone is around...i swear to god my urinary tract just shuts down.

Exact same way. I just can't get it to come out, I hate it, and always have, but I can't help it at all.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-24-2005, 01:45 AM

Exactly the same as you two.

the Butcher · 04-24-2005, 03:00 AM

wow. this is seriously something that i thought only i had. fucking hilarious.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-24-2005, 07:13 AM

The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

the Butcher · 04-24-2005, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

oh. my. fucking. cedric. that's the exact same predicament i used to have all the time. fucking shitty.

Orgazmo · 04-24-2005, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

I have always been curious why it oftentimes takes the assholes around me so long to piss.

Mr. Blonde · 04-24-2005, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

That happened to me just the other day. Hated it. I had JUST walked in and there was no streamage on my end....and he was pissing like crazy. i ended up going into the stall and "blowing my nose" for like 2 minutes before he left

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-24-2005, 08:18 PM

this makes me laugh

Niger Angelus · 04-25-2005, 02:30 AM

I will pee anywhere. Period.

Ironic Mustache · 04-25-2005, 12:56 PM

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Kumar is pissing on a bush, and Jamie Kennedy comes up next to him and picks the same bush. He then compliments his pubes. Most awkward moment ever.

God's Substitute · 04-25-2005, 06:02 PM

in the recent london marathon paula radclife broke her own record and also peed in front of the cameras during the marathon standing up.

1114462920.jpg

[ April 25, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: God's Substitute ]

Niger Angelus · 04-26-2005, 05:04 AM

Neato. I don't know if I would go that far, but I guess she did break the record... :-\

SittinOnDubsWGW · 04-26-2005, 02:39 PM

That's actually quite common in marathon runners. In fact many of them piss on themselves and do not stop running.

I in fact would stop, whip it out and piss, but thats because I'm slow and would have no shot at winning anyway. Hell, I'm never going to complete a marathon, running 26 miles is way too damn much. That's what cars are for.

Nathan · 04-26-2005, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

Or when theres like 10 urinals in a row, your the only one pissing, and then some dude decides to stand RIGHT next to you. WTF? Get off my dick and piss somewhere else, thats just weird.

MAGICLIT · 04-26-2005, 05:55 PM

I don't need privacy to tinkle even though in womens bathrooms stalls are provided.....they should do the same for mens, judging by recent posts it seems this public bathroom complex is common

Saint DH · 04-26-2005, 06:01 PM

I don't mind pissing so much in public bathrooms, except in the scenario that Nathen described above. Shitting in a public bathroom is a completely different story, I hate it. It's not that I can't go when there are other people in the bathroom, it just makes me very uncomfortable, and I like to be at ease while I shit.

MAGICLIT · 04-26-2005, 06:06 PM

I agree to a point, i hate blowing ass in P.R.R. but i'll shit just about anywhere, better out than in.....sometimes......

04-26-2005, 06:48 PM

I'm sure most of you have seen this before, but it just became appropriate again.

http://flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2

Repugnant Abomination · 05-11-2005, 04:03 PM

Paruresis

Yes, there's an actual name for this problem and here's the website all about it. They even have a message board LOL! The topics are hilarious.

MAGICLIT · 05-11-2005, 04:13 PM

As you can see by my avatar, Jay does not suffer from Paruresis.........

Deadly Crescent Kick · 05-20-2005, 01:42 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Nathan:

Quote:

Or when theres like 10 urinals in a row, your the only one pissing, and then some dude decides to stand RIGHT next to you. WTF? Get off my dick and piss somewhere else, thats just weird.

i agree. its like the "homo" seat at the movie theater.

but i have no trouble pissing in public. i just don't like flat backed urinals that create splashback.

girls peeing in public is hot. well, hot girls at least.

pooping in public is aweful. i absolutely despise it. but i've fouond something that makes it semi-bearable.

ASS WIPES. yeah, i carry around in my bookbag or car prep h asswipes. they are fantastic. you can walk away feeling clean & fresh.

Ugly Bastard · 05-20-2005, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Deadly Crescent Kick:
its like the "homo" seat at the movie theater

Explain.

-Ugly Bastard

04-21-2005, 04:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	yay me tooo
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

04-23-2005, 05:43 PM	#28 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	i have the same problem as oh so many of you have already stated. in fact, it goes so far as when someone else is right next to me in a urinal, i have a problem actually getting started. once they leave, i flow like no other. but when someone is around...i swear to god my urinary tract just shuts down.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

04-24-2005, 03:00 AM	#31 (permalink)
the Butcher Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: that one place...you know, with the fire and damnation? oh yeh, hell. Posts: 895 Internets: 10	wow. this is seriously something that i thought only i had. fucking hilarious.
	meet me at the corner of 5th and pontiac. and make sure that no one else is with you, if you wish to see them alive again.

04-24-2005, 08:18 PM	#36 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	this makes me laugh
	#YOLO

04-25-2005, 02:30 AM	#37 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I will pee anywhere. Period.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-24-2005, 01:45 AM	#30 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Exactly the same as you two.

04-24-2005, 07:13 AM	#32 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	The worst is when you're there all alone and everything is about to get under way and then.....Someone walks in and takes up the urinal beside you. Then you just stand there, trying to go but not, and wondering if he realizes that you're not. All the while you hear his stream going full blast and you keep screaming at yourself in your head why cant I go like him!??! wtf is wrong with mee!! aargghh!!!

04-25-2005, 12:56 PM	#38 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Kumar is pissing on a bush, and Jamie Kennedy comes up next to him and picks the same bush. He then compliments his pubes. Most awkward moment ever.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-25-2005, 06:02 PM	#39 (permalink)
God's Substitute Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 94 Internets: 10	in the recent london marathon paula radclife broke her own record and also peed in front of the cameras during the marathon standing up. 1114462920.jpg [ April 25, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: God's Substitute ]
	allow me to urinate on you

04-26-2005, 05:04 AM	#40 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Neato. I don't know if I would go that far, but I guess she did break the record... :-\
	I enjoy knives and fire.

04-26-2005, 02:39 PM	#41 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	That's actually quite common in marathon runners. In fact many of them piss on themselves and do not stop running. I in fact would stop, whip it out and piss, but thats because I'm slow and would have no shot at winning anyway. Hell, I'm never going to complete a marathon, running 26 miles is way too damn much. That's what cars are for.

04-26-2005, 05:55 PM	#43 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I don't need privacy to tinkle even though in womens bathrooms stalls are provided.....they should do the same for mens, judging by recent posts it seems this public bathroom complex is common
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-26-2005, 06:01 PM	#44 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	I don't mind pissing so much in public bathrooms, except in the scenario that Nathen described above. Shitting in a public bathroom is a completely different story, I hate it. It's not that I can't go when there are other people in the bathroom, it just makes me very uncomfortable, and I like to be at ease while I shit.

04-26-2005, 06:06 PM	#45 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I agree to a point, i hate blowing ass in P.R.R. but i'll shit just about anywhere, better out than in.....sometimes......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-26-2005, 06:48 PM	#46 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I'm sure most of you have seen this before, but it just became appropriate again. http://flasharcade.com/game.php?urinal&2
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

05-11-2005, 04:03 PM	#47 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Paruresis Yes, there's an actual name for this problem and here's the website all about it. They even have a message board LOL! The topics are hilarious.

05-11-2005, 04:13 PM	#48 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	As you can see by my avatar, Jay does not suffer from Paruresis.........
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

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