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So I'm back.
I thought about not waking my roomate up (who was sleeping through it) but decided I probably should. Realize that I made that post after the alarm had been going off for about 5 minutes. Our dorm has a history of burning down (4 or 5 times in the past 150 years or something. But it's all ok, the imaginary fire-fighters put out the imaginary fire. |
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ok you think your fire alarm sucks?? think again. you went out at what? 8:00
try 2:30am when its flaming cold outside. try also at 11:00pm the night before. then of course you have the door alarms that sound when someone is trying to escape this jail. just think about that next time your little alarm goes off |
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neither here nor there...
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The fire alarm went off in my dorm a day or two ago. After about 5 minutes they said we could go back in, so I did. I then left about 15 minutes later to go eat dinner. As I walked out the opposite side of the dorm, there was a large congregation of people from the dorm, all staring at me... they were silent for a second, then someone piped up "Nice reaction to the fire alarm". Apparently no one had told them they could go back in.
So, fun with fire alarms. |
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You guys can't even have microwaves? Jeeze-ow. We're not allowed to have stove-tops or toasters or incense or candles... did that stop us? (No).
[ September 25, 2003, 10:03 AM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go finish burning my incense before I light my abundance of candles in preparation for a nice romantic dinner involving a big batch of spaghetti and toasted pop tarts for dessert.
*Fire alarm sounds* Ah geeze! What fucktwat burnt his popcorn!? [ September 25, 2003, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: Titan ] |
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I do what the fuck I want.
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we can't have microwaves or candles or even extension cords because they're fire hazards. However if you were to look at the floor to my right and see the power strips and multiple cords going everywhere (not to mention when our room flooded the power strip was sitting in water) i'm thinking that's a bit more "hazardous" than a microwave...
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I like dirt.
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Alright, so basicly they can sit in a cold, dark room naked, bare assed on the cement. If you want warmth, then you have to curl up with your roomate, because it's gonna be a cold one tonight. They can't go to classes, because that would involve textbooks and notepads. We all know that these are made of paper and HIGHLY flamable. I'd just drop out now, sim. You're on a downward spiral to hell. | |
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*presses 9-1-1 *sits and hopes to God Muncie has one of those automatic reader thingys with their 9-1-1 system so they know where you're at -Ugly Bastard | |
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*presses 9-1-1 *sits and hopes to God Muncie has one of those automatic reader thingys with their 9-1-1 system so they know where you're at</font>[/quote]That was a masterpiece Ugly. A vivid masterpiece. | |
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Ish...
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Dude, that would suck ass!!
I'd have to say the worst one us STILL high schoolers have had, was during first block. I have life gaurding, everyone was changing and it goes off. No one really new what to do, so we all had to get back dressed and go outside, and it was all for a "glitch". |
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the killer in me is the killer in you.
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yeah tonguegina, we often sit around naked on the floor, all three of us, and Ugly, we get the girl from across the hall too, and the pirate... Its a regular party
seriously though, it's rediculous that we can't have microwaves. Instead we have one micowave in the kitchen that beeps so loud you can hear it at the opposite end of the hall, and you can't even type in how long you want it to go. The numbers are preset to times and the longest is 3.5 mins, and that one doesn't even work! So you just have to hope your popcorn will be done in 3 mins, and if not you have to stop it and hit another number, while listening to the joyful sound of it's earshattering beeping. grr |
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I like dirt.
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You've just made me a happy man, sim. [ September 26, 2003, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ] | |
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actually I was just kidding...because we do have heat, and even if we didn't, I sure as hell wouldn't be sitting naked on the floor with my roommates, I'd be on my way to someplace with heat, maybe the second floor of Swinford...then i'd "accidently" turn off their heat, then i'd sit on the floor naked with my new roommates ;] (or at least one of them)
[ September 26, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: sim_flex_x ] |
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