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ninjaface · 10-06-2005, 06:26 PM

My landlords are pissing me off. They had a grarage sale that took up all the space in our garage and driveway for 3 fucking days in a row. They still haven't gotten their shit out of the garage like they said they would. We have had plumbers come out to the house on 5 seperate occasions for the same bathroom. The landlords are here again today to caulk the shower in the bathroom. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a senile Peruvian bitch that does not have a strong grasp on the English language and Joe is an old senile gringo. It is nearly impossible to talk to either of them without getting annoyed and/or pissed off. They both talk on and on about shit no one cares about. Sometimes I have no god damned idea what they are even saying. I want them to die so I only have to deal with their surprisingly normal daughter. Fucking retards.

MAGICLIT · 10-06-2005, 07:14 PM

is the daughter hot?

Mr. Blonde · 10-06-2005, 07:42 PM

That's a valid question.

Ironic Mustache · 10-06-2005, 09:05 PM

My landlords are pissing me off. They had a grarage sale that took up all the space in our garage and driveway for 3 fucking days in a row. They still haven't gotten their shit out of the garage like they said they would. We have had plumbers come out to the house on 5 separate occasions for the same bathroom. The landlords are here again today to caulk the shower in the bathroom. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a senile Peruvian bitch that does not have a strong grasp on the English language and Joe is an old senile gringo. It is nearly impossible to talk to either of them without getting annoyed and/or pissed off. They both talk on and on about shit no one cares about. Sometimes I have no god damned idea what they are even saying. I want them to die so I only have to deal with their surprisingly normal daughter. Fucking retards.

Mr. Blonde · 10-06-2005, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
My landlords are pissing me off. They had a grarage sale that took up all the space in our garage and driveway for 3 fucking days in a row. They still haven't gotten their shit out of the garage like they said they would. We have had plumbers come out to the house on 5 separate occasions for the same bathroom. The landlords are here again today to caulk the shower in the bathroom. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a senile Peruvian bitch that does not have a strong grasp on the English language and Joe is an old senile gringo. It is nearly impossible to talk to either of them without getting annoyed and/or pissed off. They both talk on and on about shit no one cares about. Sometimes I have no god damned idea what they are even saying. I want them to die so I only have to deal with their surprisingly normal daughter. Fucking retards.

You forgot about "garage" too, Sir Pritchard.

Ironic Mustache · 10-06-2005, 09:30 PM

Damn! It would appear the jig is erect.

[ October 06, 2005, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

ninjaface · 10-07-2005, 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
is the daughter hot?

If she lost some weight, ditched her kids and killed her parents she would be hot. So what I'm really trying to say here is that I'd let her give me head.

Sir Arthur Pritchard. · 10-07-2005, 05:22 AM

Ironic Mustache is trying to take my job. Fucking spic.

Sir Arthur Pritchard · 10-07-2005, 06:16 AM

You are far too uncouth for an oxford chap.

10-07-2005, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sir Arthur Pritchard:
You are far too uncouth for an Oxford chap.

Ironic Mustache · 10-07-2005, 01:47 PM

There's something strange going on here.

ninjaface · 10-11-2005, 11:57 AM

Good news. My landlords are running out of money. One of my housemates overheard them talking about their financial situation and old Joe has to go back to work. This news brought a smile to my face.

Lucy Fur · 10-11-2005, 12:32 PM

i'd just raise your rent if i were them

ninjaface · 10-11-2005, 12:48 PM

Not possible. They'd be breaking the lease agreement then I could litigate the shit out of them.

10-06-2005, 07:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
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10-06-2005, 07:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	That's a valid question.
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10-06-2005, 09:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	My landlords are pissing me off. They had a grarage sale that took up all the space in our garage and driveway for 3 fucking days in a row. They still haven't gotten their shit out of the garage like they said they would. We have had plumbers come out to the house on 5 separate occasions for the same bathroom. The landlords are here again today to caulk the shower in the bathroom. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a senile Peruvian bitch that does not have a strong grasp on the English language and Joe is an old senile gringo. It is nearly impossible to talk to either of them without getting annoyed and/or pissed off. They both talk on and on about shit no one cares about. Sometimes I have no god damned idea what they are even saying. I want them to die so I only have to deal with their surprisingly normal daughter. Fucking retards.
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10-06-2005, 09:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Damn! It would appear the jig is erect. [ October 06, 2005, 07:32 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-07-2005, 05:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
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10-06-2005, 06:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	My landlords are pissing me off. They had a grarage sale that took up all the space in our garage and driveway for 3 fucking days in a row. They still haven't gotten their shit out of the garage like they said they would. We have had plumbers come out to the house on 5 seperate occasions for the same bathroom. The landlords are here again today to caulk the shower in the bathroom. Cathy and Joe. Cathy is a senile Peruvian bitch that does not have a strong grasp on the English language and Joe is an old senile gringo. It is nearly impossible to talk to either of them without getting annoyed and/or pissed off. They both talk on and on about shit no one cares about. Sometimes I have no god damned idea what they are even saying. I want them to die so I only have to deal with their surprisingly normal daughter. Fucking retards.

10-07-2005, 06:16 AM	#9 (permalink)
Sir Arthur Pritchard Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Oxford Posts: 11 Internets: 10	You are far too uncouth for an oxford chap.
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10-07-2005, 01:47 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	There's something strange going on here.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-11-2005, 11:57 AM	#12 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Good news. My landlords are running out of money. One of my housemates overheard them talking about their financial situation and old Joe has to go back to work. This news brought a smile to my face.

10-11-2005, 12:32 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i'd just raise your rent if i were them
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10-11-2005, 12:48 PM	#14 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Not possible. They'd be breaking the lease agreement then I could litigate the shit out of them.

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