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Schroeder · 02-05-2005, 08:00 AM

4:00 a.m. I walk into the bathroom to take out my contacts and brush my teeth. After going through this most normal of routines, I notice something peculiar with one of the bathroom stalls: There is a foot sticking out from underneath it!!! Upon closer inspection, I found it to be a passed out 5th floor resident. How embarrassing to pass out in the bathroom, you say? That's not even the half of it. Somewhere between taking off his pants and actually taking a dump is when this guy passed out, so, inevitably, he has also crapped his pants. So, yes, this is the glamorous life of alcohol: being found passed out in your dormitory bathroom, lying in the fetal position, having crapped your pants. Put that in an ad, Smirnoff!
After finding this rather disturbing sight, I had to go and get our floor R.A. (who is supposed to have this weekend off) . Juan then proceeded to have to go get this kid's roommate to talk the drunk out of his stupor. I felt especially bad for the roommate, since he is a good kid and would never drink himself retarded like that, and then he gets stuck with having to do that and live with the drunk the rest of the night.So, to sum up, shame on you, jackass, for putting yourself first and others second. You ruined our r.a.'s night off, you put your roommate through the nightmare of having to talk to you while your half-naked lying on the bathroom floor, smelling terribly on account of crapping just about everywhere but the toilet, and you worried me with the thought that I may have just found a corpse. So, next time you go out, drink to that.

Repugnant Abomination · 02-05-2005, 08:44 AM

Dont tell me you didn't take pictures before you fetched the R.A!!! Oh so help me God you better have taken pictures!

-And that's my post.

[ February 05, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ugly Bastard · 02-05-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally posted by Schroeder:
Put that in an ad, Smirnoff!

I thought that was a really funny line in what was a pretty good story.

-Ugly Bastard

George Sherman · 02-05-2005, 07:39 PM

Ya, pictures would have been great.

-George Sherman

Saint DH · 02-06-2005, 06:16 PM

What a bitch move, Schroeder. You fucking told the R.A. on him? You should have just left him there, he would have woke up eventually and taken care of himself. Fucking snitch.

[ February 06, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

AcTivE · 02-06-2005, 06:27 PM

i was also thinking that...

Schroeder · 02-06-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by Dirty Harry:
What a bitch move, Schroeder. You fucking told the R.A. on him? You should have just left him there, he would have woke up eventually and taken care of himself. Fucking snitch.

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Originally posted by AcTivE:
i was also thinking that...

At least at Purdue, you can't get in trouble for getting drunk somewhere else and then coming back to the dorms. Well, at least not with the R.A.s. So, I knew he wasn't going to get in trouble.

Just letting him there to die of alcohol poisoning if he was in that bad of shape seems like a much worse idea.

Saint DH · 02-06-2005, 06:56 PM

Oh I see, well that's cool then. I guess at bsu it's kinda the same way, but it really all depends on who the RA is, and how cool they are.

Anyways, my mistake, I guess you're not a snitch, or a bitch.

Niger Angelus · 02-07-2005, 01:30 AM

*laughs to self.

[ February 06, 2005, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

02-05-2005, 07:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Ya, pictures would have been great. -George Sherman
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AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	i was also thinking that...
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Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	*laughs to self. [ February 06, 2005, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
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02-05-2005, 08:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	4:00 a.m. I walk into the bathroom to take out my contacts and brush my teeth. After going through this most normal of routines, I notice something peculiar with one of the bathroom stalls: There is a foot sticking out from underneath it!!! Upon closer inspection, I found it to be a passed out 5th floor resident. How embarrassing to pass out in the bathroom, you say? That's not even the half of it. Somewhere between taking off his pants and actually taking a dump is when this guy passed out, so, inevitably, he has also crapped his pants. So, yes, this is the glamorous life of alcohol: being found passed out in your dormitory bathroom, lying in the fetal position, having crapped your pants. Put that in an ad, Smirnoff! After finding this rather disturbing sight, I had to go and get our floor R.A. (who is supposed to have this weekend off) . Juan then proceeded to have to go get this kid's roommate to talk the drunk out of his stupor. I felt especially bad for the roommate, since he is a good kid and would never drink himself retarded like that, and then he gets stuck with having to do that and live with the drunk the rest of the night.So, to sum up, shame on you, jackass, for putting yourself first and others second. You ruined our r.a.'s night off, you put your roommate through the nightmare of having to talk to you while your half-naked lying on the bathroom floor, smelling terribly on account of crapping just about everywhere but the toilet, and you worried me with the thought that I may have just found a corpse. So, next time you go out, drink to that.

02-05-2005, 08:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547	Dont tell me you didn't take pictures before you fetched the R.A!!! Oh so help me God you better have taken pictures! -And that's my post. [ February 05, 2005, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

02-06-2005, 06:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	What a bitch move, Schroeder. You fucking told the R.A. on him? You should have just left him there, he would have woke up eventually and taken care of himself. Fucking snitch. [ February 06, 2005, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

02-06-2005, 06:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,150 Internets: 284753	Oh I see, well that's cool then. I guess at bsu it's kinda the same way, but it really all depends on who the RA is, and how cool they are. Anyways, my mistake, I guess you're not a snitch, or a bitch.