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Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Denver, CO
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*For the first time in his life pulls penis back into pants realizing that vol is staring at his penis and drooling at the thought of consuming anymore jizz.
*Chops Vol's leg off and procedes to beat the homosexuality out of him *Realizes that is a lost cause and throws vol into a room with a bunch of gay guys *Locks door in hope that none will ever be seen again |
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There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.
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Caribou Lou
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*Pulls the javelin out easily by concetrating extremely hard.
*Turns the javelin around and aims it at fat_retard. *He tries to run, but his sprint is equal to my walking pace. *Throws the javelin with precise skill, and spear it right through his heart. *Walks over to fat_retard, pulls out machete, and slices off his head. [ September 03, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: malibu ] |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#236 (permalink) |
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: a house
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*Head grows robotic spider legs.
*Crawls back over to body. *Fixes heart, comes back to life, and Re-attaches head. *Ties up Malibu with Duct tape, rolls her up in carpet, and tosses her over Niagra Falls. |
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#237 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*Rips skin off along with duct tape, wounds bleeding profusely.
*Hits head numerous times on rocks on the way down. *Unrolls gradualy out of carpet, and manages to roll way to bank. *Boosts self out of water, and hijacks car to go hunt down fat_retard... happens to see him walking down the street. *Hits him going 180 MPH obliterating his body into 187290 little pieces... |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#238 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: a house
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*Each piece of body grows spider legs and come together to form an ambulance.
*Travels faster than light to block Malibu in the road. *Puls cowboy hat out of pocket and begins surfing down a hill with it. *Gives up on killing Malibu, but remembers he left his ambulance parked in the middle of the road. *Malibu's Car hits the ambulance that just happens to have a nuclear warhead in it and her body is incenerated along with her brain and all hopes of retaliating agian. *Walks pet baby down the street. |
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#239 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*Shrugs shoulders and somehow magically comes back to life.
*Makes truce with fat_retard, but warns him he better watch out when he sleeps. *Coughs uncontrollably thanks to good ole WCHS epidemics that spread like wild fire. |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#241 (permalink) |
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Caribou Lou
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*Laughs and laughs.
*Happy that new avatar has finally shown up. *Listens to some good music. [ September 03, 2003, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: malibu ] |
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"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you."
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#247 (permalink) |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
Posts: 1,023
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*smiles because he has facial hair without having to glue any on
*finds Spanish_FUCK and punches him square in the nose *breaks nose, then cuts off ear *pours gasoline over Spanish_FUCK's entire body and lights with last match left in the strip club matchbook *walks away feeling better, fucker |
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| bite the bullet and swallow lead |
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ::: the recesses of my mind :::
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