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DDTempest · 08-06-2011, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

The years-long f3lix vs. Cocktooth squabble has jumped the shark. It's time for you pussies to escalate it into an IRL showdown or admit you're both a couple of pussies who hide behind messageboards and their accomplishments in high school.

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Cocktooth · 08-06-2011, 09:07 AM

I consider you guys smart people. I've explained why there is no way to make it down within the next 3 or 4 months, but let me remind you.

1. The date of your draft is the same as my FFB draft that is in it's 6th year. I can't miss the draft of a league I started.
2. On the 21st, I'm playing in a golf outing around Ft. Wayne. I'm not getting up at 5 AM after getting fucked up the night before to drive to that.
3. I am taking 3 weekends on in 4 months. I haven't taken a weekend off since December until last weekend. Saturday is my buisest day, so taking more Saturday's off is taking alot of money out of my pockets.

Here, I'll end this. I'm scared of Felix. He intimidates me. My physical abilities are half of what Felix has.

f3lix · 08-06-2011, 09:53 AM

Can't and won't are not the same thing. When people fly from Texas, Nevada, and even England, the nerve you have to tell us you can't drive 2 fucking hours to Indy and make your golf game slightly less comfortable the next day is unreal. Leave after your damn draft and drive. Spend 4-6 hours with us. Drive back. Like I said, it's not that you "can't" but that you won't.

Ugly Bastard · 08-06-2011, 10:37 AM

Those excuses seemed even more lame on the second pass.

Cocktooth · 08-06-2011, 11:30 AM

Oh, and the fact that I have a kid and finacee that I see awake for at most 12 hours a week. My draft gets over at 4, I get to Indy at 730, and leave at 530 the next morning. That's not a sacrafice, that's just stupid. You guys have your fun without me, like you have had in the past. I don't add anything.

Orgazmo · 08-06-2011, 11:47 AM

Why does it take you 3.5 hours to get here? Are you walking?

Plus we're talking about a bunch of folks with which you socially interact quite a bit yet many of which you have never met. Driving a total of 4 hours for even just a couple hours of hanging out seems legitimate.

Cocktooth · 08-06-2011, 11:51 AM

Maybe to you, but on the scale of importance, meeting Blonde and Felix are on par with me getting my balls waxed.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-06-2011, 11:52 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-06-2011, 11:59 AM

You know if you even stopped by for only 2 or 3 hours that would be ample time to arrange/perform some feats of strength against f3lix. Imagine being in the position to humiliate f3lix in sports contests and being able to shove it in his face for the rest of eternity on nubblies.

it would be so epic.

You seem like the competitive type, nothing would be more competitive and bring more glory than the athletic competitions we could come up with. So get your head out of your ass and make sure you bring some athletic apparel come Aug 20th. Headband optional.

Cocktooth · 08-06-2011, 12:28 PM

If I was 24 I would take you up on that because you are taking a stab at my pride. In the last 4 years, I can still be competitive, but it's not really important to prove to people what I can do. You all know what would happen just as well as I do if I were to compete against F3lix in any type of athletic competition. Using my very limited spare time to drive 2 hours to just prove people wrong isn't how I roll anymore.

I drive two and a half hours daily to get to work. I work in a different time zone. When I get free time, I don't want to spend it on the road. 2 hours there, 2 and a half to the golf course, and then another hour and 10 minutes home. 5 hours an some change of driving isn't going to happen for a 3 hour visit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 08-06-2011, 12:45 PM

Then make it a 4 hour visit.

The competition with felix is just a bonus, not the entire reason.

Do this for your son.

Cocktooth · 08-06-2011, 12:53 PM

Oh okay, since you put it that way!

f3lix · 08-06-2011, 11:47 PM

Wow, Shaw. You're going to play the kid and fiancee card when your reason for not showing up is that you have a ff draft and an early tee time the next morning? Can you even possibly comprehend how amazing that sounds?

angry pancake · 08-07-2011, 02:32 PM

Perplexed cocktooth, perplexed. If you're going to be a nigger about it like me, just admit it. The excuses make the nigger factor grow exponentially.

Edit: AP is just being a nigger about the situation to be sure.

Cocktooth · 08-08-2011, 08:33 AM

I'm just giving you a list of reason why attending isn't in the cards. I will tell you this though. The Fiancee and I have locked in a nice, romantic Saturday night in Fort Wayne together! Maybe have a couple drinks. Snickers comedy club. Maybe flashbacks after that! Should shape up to be a great evening! Top it off with and Buffalo Wild Wings golf outing to support St Jude's. Pretty much going to fill my heart with love that weekend!

thekremlin · 08-08-2011, 09:07 AM

To quote dawson in varsity blues, "I don't want... your life."

Cocktooth · 08-08-2011, 12:59 PM

I can't pos rep you enough for quoting John Moxson!!! Very impressive!!

angry pancake · 08-08-2011, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocktooth

I'm just giving you a list of reason why attending isn't in the cards. I will tell you this though. The Fiancee and I have locked in a nice, romantic Saturday night in Fort Wayne together! Maybe have a couple drinks. Snickers comedy club. Maybe flashbacks after that! Should shape up to be a great evening! Top it off with and Buffalo Wild Wings golf outing to support St Jude's. Pretty much going to fill my heart with love that weekend!

but you'll travel to other states for trivial things.

Orgazmo · 08-08-2011, 04:26 PM

Ft Wayne is within the state, but at just around half the drive that is takes to get to Indy, the guy should clearly just head south instead.

Cocktooth · 08-08-2011, 05:00 PM

What would be something trivial? Sporting events aren't trivial to me.

angry pancake · 08-08-2011, 07:37 PM

I was referring to willingly travel to Laredo, Texas to watch somebody sign a piece of paper. We have notary publics here.

Cocktooth · 08-12-2011, 02:24 PM

It's company policy to do that, not my policy. If a paid trip to the drug zone nets me 1200 bucks, I would do it in a heart be. Alas, the woman bad credit of the month award, so there is no deal.

f3lix · 08-12-2011, 03:30 PM

I feel quite certain if we offered you 1200 bucks, you still wouldn't come to a nubblies gathering

Cocktooth · 08-12-2011, 03:49 PM

You hand me 1200 bucks, not only would I come down, I would also do a naked dance show for all of you. Just no touchy touchy f3lix.

08-05-2011, 11:33 PM	#226 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	huh?
	#YOLO

08-06-2011, 09:07 AM	#228 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I consider you guys smart people. I've explained why there is no way to make it down within the next 3 or 4 months, but let me remind you. 1. The date of your draft is the same as my FFB draft that is in it's 6th year. I can't miss the draft of a league I started. 2. On the 21st, I'm playing in a golf outing around Ft. Wayne. I'm not getting up at 5 AM after getting fucked up the night before to drive to that. 3. I am taking 3 weekends on in 4 months. I haven't taken a weekend off since December until last weekend. Saturday is my buisest day, so taking more Saturday's off is taking alot of money out of my pockets. Here, I'll end this. I'm scared of Felix. He intimidates me. My physical abilities are half of what Felix has.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2011, 11:30 AM	#231 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Oh, and the fact that I have a kid and finacee that I see awake for at most 12 hours a week. My draft gets over at 4, I get to Indy at 730, and leave at 530 the next morning. That's not a sacrafice, that's just stupid. You guys have your fun without me, like you have had in the past. I don't add anything.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2011, 11:51 AM	#233 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Maybe to you, but on the scale of importance, meeting Blonde and Felix are on par with me getting my balls waxed.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2011, 11:52 AM	#234 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	LOL
	#YOLO

08-06-2011, 09:53 AM	#229 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Can't and won't are not the same thing. When people fly from Texas, Nevada, and even England, the nerve you have to tell us you can't drive 2 fucking hours to Indy and make your golf game slightly less comfortable the next day is unreal. Leave after your damn draft and drive. Spend 4-6 hours with us. Drive back. Like I said, it's not that you "can't" but that you won't.

08-06-2011, 10:37 AM	#230 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Those excuses seemed even more lame on the second pass.

08-06-2011, 11:47 AM	#232 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Why does it take you 3.5 hours to get here? Are you walking? Plus we're talking about a bunch of folks with which you socially interact quite a bit yet many of which you have never met. Driving a total of 4 hours for even just a couple hours of hanging out seems legitimate.

08-06-2011, 11:59 AM	#235 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	You know if you even stopped by for only 2 or 3 hours that would be ample time to arrange/perform some feats of strength against f3lix. Imagine being in the position to humiliate f3lix in sports contests and being able to shove it in his face for the rest of eternity on nubblies. it would be so epic. You seem like the competitive type, nothing would be more competitive and bring more glory than the athletic competitions we could come up with. So get your head out of your ass and make sure you bring some athletic apparel come Aug 20th. Headband optional.
	#YOLO

08-06-2011, 12:28 PM	#236 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	If I was 24 I would take you up on that because you are taking a stab at my pride. In the last 4 years, I can still be competitive, but it's not really important to prove to people what I can do. You all know what would happen just as well as I do if I were to compete against F3lix in any type of athletic competition. Using my very limited spare time to drive 2 hours to just prove people wrong isn't how I roll anymore. I drive two and a half hours daily to get to work. I work in a different time zone. When I get free time, I don't want to spend it on the road. 2 hours there, 2 and a half to the golf course, and then another hour and 10 minutes home. 5 hours an some change of driving isn't going to happen for a 3 hour visit.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2011, 12:45 PM	#237 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Then make it a 4 hour visit. The competition with felix is just a bonus, not the entire reason. Do this for your son.
	#YOLO

08-06-2011, 12:53 PM	#238 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Oh okay, since you put it that way!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-06-2011, 11:47 PM	#239 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Wow, Shaw. You're going to play the kid and fiancee card when your reason for not showing up is that you have a ff draft and an early tee time the next morning? Can you even possibly comprehend how amazing that sounds?

08-08-2011, 08:33 AM	#241 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I'm just giving you a list of reason why attending isn't in the cards. I will tell you this though. The Fiancee and I have locked in a nice, romantic Saturday night in Fort Wayne together! Maybe have a couple drinks. Snickers comedy club. Maybe flashbacks after that! Should shape up to be a great evening! Top it off with and Buffalo Wild Wings golf outing to support St Jude's. Pretty much going to fill my heart with love that weekend!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-08-2011, 09:07 AM	#242 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	To quote dawson in varsity blues, "I don't want... your life."

08-08-2011, 12:59 PM	#243 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	I can't pos rep you enough for quoting John Moxson!!! Very impressive!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-08-2011, 04:26 PM	#245 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,730 Internets: 311447	Ft Wayne is within the state, but at just around half the drive that is takes to get to Indy, the guy should clearly just head south instead.

08-08-2011, 05:00 PM	#246 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	What would be something trivial? Sporting events aren't trivial to me.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-12-2011, 02:24 PM	#248 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	It's company policy to do that, not my policy. If a paid trip to the drug zone nets me 1200 bucks, I would do it in a heart be. Alas, the woman bad credit of the month award, so there is no deal.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

08-12-2011, 03:30 PM	#249 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I feel quite certain if we offered you 1200 bucks, you still wouldn't come to a nubblies gathering

08-12-2011, 03:49 PM	#250 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	You hand me 1200 bucks, not only would I come down, I would also do a naked dance show for all of you. Just no touchy touchy f3lix.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

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