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SinisterKid · 05-02-2011, 08:04 AM

Teacher Busted For Naked Stroll In School Hallway | The Smoking Gun

SinisterKid · 05-17-2011, 04:26 AM

Cannibal arrested in Moscow

ninjaface · 05-19-2011, 06:03 PM

BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen

Mr. Blonde · 05-19-2011, 08:41 PM

That sounds AWESOME.

Quote:

After each such encounter the women were stamped on the lower arm in order to keep track of how often each woman was frequented

lol

angry pancake · 05-19-2011, 11:32 PM

That's awesome. Another reason why I like Europe.

thekremlin · 05-20-2011, 09:16 AM

Stocks are breaking pretty hard. COULD BE RAPTURE-RELATED.

ninjaface · 05-26-2011, 05:02 PM

How Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs - Yahoo! News

Mr. Blonde · 06-10-2011, 08:21 PM

Last night before going to bed, I read a story that went something like this (happened in South Bend):

A divorced Indiana couple were estranged and fighting for custody. The wife created a fake Facebook profile of a hawt teenage girl to flirt with her ex-husband and get information out of him, after which he divulged he was going to kidnap their children and possibly try and get his ex wife killed. The FBI arrested him.

Woke up this morning to this: Digital Detectives: Custody Battle Leads to Facebook Double-Sting - TIME NewsFeed

Turns out the guy knew it was his ex-wife all along and went to get two notarized copies of a document stating that he knew this, that everything he was saying online was a lie and that he was only doing it to prove what his ex-wife was like so he could use the evidence against her in court for custody of his children. He showed the FBI the document and the case was dismissed.

This guy is a god among men IMO. General badassedness aside, he did the best thing for his kids---keep her away from his psycho ex-wife. Bravo, good sir.

f3lix · 06-10-2011, 08:45 PM

Women are crazy.

Orgazmo · 06-11-2011, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

Last night before going to bed, I read a story that went something like this (happened in South Bend):

A divorced Indiana couple were estranged and fighting for custody. The wife created a fake Facebook profile of a hawt teenage girl to flirt with her ex-husband and get information out of him, after which he divulged he was going to kidnap their children and possibly try and get his ex wife killed. The FBI arrested him.

Woke up this morning to this: Digital Detectives: Custody Battle Leads to Facebook Double-Sting - TIME NewsFeed

Turns out the guy knew it was his ex-wife all along and went to get two notarized copies of a document stating that he knew this, that everything he was saying online was a lie and that he was only doing it to prove what his ex-wife was like so he could use the evidence against her in court for custody of his children. He showed the FBI the document and the case was dismissed.

This guy is a god among men IMO. General badassedness aside, he did the best thing for his kids---keep her away from his psycho ex-wife. Bravo, good sir.

REDDIT REDDIT I READ THAT ON REDDIT

vaga1220 * · 06-11-2011, 12:14 PM

It'd be a lot less annoying if he posted other stuff. I basically just have to look at the front page once a week and I have Blonde's entire personality.

Ironic Mustache · 06-16-2011, 03:36 PM

Vancouver riots after losing the Stanley Cup. I really didn't know Canada had it in them.

Vancouver Riot PHOTOS: Frustration Over Canucks Loss Spills Into Downtown Streets

thekremlin · 06-16-2011, 03:59 PM

Ha! Any good excuse to riot. Probably would have done the same if they won.

Mr. Blonde · 06-16-2011, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

Vancouver riots after losing the Stanley Cup. I really didn't know Canada had it in them.

Vancouver Riot PHOTOS: Frustration Over Canucks Loss Spills Into Downtown Streets

Then you don't know too many Canadians. Canadians are INSANE about their hockey and generally turning into more ragey-cliche frat boys than the US. I guess there's a lot of room for angst to develop when you practically have no culture.

ninjaface · 06-18-2011, 09:55 PM

BBC News - Jerusalem rabbis 'condemn dog to death by stoning'

Mr. Blonde · 06-18-2011, 10:20 PM

I pretty much hate everything about Israel.

vaga1220 * · 06-18-2011, 10:40 PM

I pretty much hate everything about sandniggers.

Saint DH · 06-21-2011, 09:55 PM

Harmful fungi growing in your dishwasher?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-21-2011, 10:30 PM

thekremlin · 06-22-2011, 06:17 AM

Man says he robbed bank to get health care – The Chart - CNN.com Blogs

SittinOnDubsWGW · 06-22-2011, 10:49 AM

Hope he gets raped. Cheap bastard.

DDTempest · 06-22-2011, 11:03 PM

Ironically healthcare is provided in prison ... everything works out for the best.

Orgazmo · 06-23-2011, 12:03 AM

Yeah, it's almost like he should have robbed the bank to go to prison instead of to get money.

Just kidding. That's exactly what he did, you god damned title-reading conclusion-jumping son of a bitch.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 06-23-2011, 01:04 AM

No one likes a title reader, especially one who thinks he has a sense of irony.

Mr. Blonde · 06-23-2011, 01:36 AM

Seriously DDTempest, go fuck yourself you smug son of a bitch.

06-11-2011, 12:14 PM	#261 (permalink)
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06-16-2011, 03:36 PM	#262 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Vancouver riots after losing the Stanley Cup. I really didn't know Canada had it in them. Vancouver Riot PHOTOS: Frustration Over Canucks Loss Spills Into Downtown Streets
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06-18-2011, 10:40 PM	#267 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790	I pretty much hate everything about sandniggers.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

06-21-2011, 10:30 PM	#269 (permalink)
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06-23-2011, 01:04 AM	#274 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	No one likes a title reader, especially one who thinks he has a sense of irony.
	#YOLO

05-02-2011, 08:04 AM	#251 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	Teacher Busted For Naked Stroll In School Hallway \| The Smoking Gun

05-17-2011, 04:26 AM	#252 (permalink)
SinisterKid Hide your nieces. Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 293 Internets: 7656	Cannibal arrested in Moscow

05-19-2011, 06:03 PM	#253 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	BBC News - German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen

05-19-2011, 11:32 PM	#255 (permalink)
angry pancake Jelqing for Jesus Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Charlotte's spare bedroom Posts: 3,079 Internets: 194538	That's awesome. Another reason why I like Europe.

05-20-2011, 09:16 AM	#256 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Stocks are breaking pretty hard. COULD BE RAPTURE-RELATED.

05-26-2011, 05:02 PM	#257 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	How Nazi Scientists Tried to Create an Army of Talking Dogs - Yahoo! News

06-10-2011, 08:21 PM	#258 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Last night before going to bed, I read a story that went something like this (happened in South Bend): A divorced Indiana couple were estranged and fighting for custody. The wife created a fake Facebook profile of a hawt teenage girl to flirt with her ex-husband and get information out of him, after which he divulged he was going to kidnap their children and possibly try and get his ex wife killed. The FBI arrested him. Woke up this morning to this: Digital Detectives: Custody Battle Leads to Facebook Double-Sting - TIME NewsFeed Turns out the guy knew it was his ex-wife all along and went to get two notarized copies of a document stating that he knew this, that everything he was saying online was a lie and that he was only doing it to prove what his ex-wife was like so he could use the evidence against her in court for custody of his children. He showed the FBI the document and the case was dismissed. This guy is a god among men IMO. General badassedness aside, he did the best thing for his kids---keep her away from his psycho ex-wife. Bravo, good sir.

06-10-2011, 08:45 PM	#259 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Women are crazy.

06-16-2011, 03:59 PM	#263 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Ha! Any good excuse to riot. Probably would have done the same if they won.

06-18-2011, 09:55 PM	#265 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	BBC News - Jerusalem rabbis 'condemn dog to death by stoning'

06-18-2011, 10:20 PM	#266 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	I pretty much hate everything about Israel.

06-21-2011, 09:55 PM	#268 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Harmful fungi growing in your dishwasher?

06-22-2011, 06:17 AM	#270 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Man says he robbed bank to get health care – The Chart - CNN.com Blogs

06-22-2011, 10:49 AM	#271 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Hope he gets raped. Cheap bastard.

06-23-2011, 12:03 AM	#273 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	Yeah, it's almost like he should have robbed the bank to go to prison instead of to get money. Just kidding. That's exactly what he did, you god damned title-reading conclusion-jumping son of a bitch.

06-23-2011, 01:36 AM	#275 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Seriously DDTempest, go fuck yourself you smug son of a bitch.

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