Bashing Lame Friends on Facebook

[Der Fuhrer]

No Fruit, it's super fucking serious.

[Repugnant Abomination]

He's an excitable little guy.

[Der Fuhrer]

You excite me, Repug.

[Repugnant Abomination]

Yeah well join the club.

[Fruitacious B]

[Fruitacious B]

[Fruitacious B]

[Ugly Bastard]

Watch as Blonde gets all on a mother of one of my childhood friends on Facebook after she points out that maybe he needs anger management classes if he's going around turning pictures of corned beef into a podium for a religious debate.

[SinisterKid]

Wow.

[Ironic Mustache]

LOL "Glamor Shots"

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

honestly, why do we keep letting this goofball post here?

[Mr. Blonde]

LOL. I was just fucking around on that post, I hope that was obvious with the "Shut the fuck up, Jeffrey".

[Ugly Bastard]

Yea but hey man just for the future, I have like a 13 year old niece and stuff on Facebook. How about not going out of our way to make PG stuff into R on there? K tnx.

[Mr. Blonde]

I'll try to keep "the F word" out of my future posts to protect your niece.

[vaga1220 *]

Use the C word and the T word instead.

[Mr. Blonde]

Cat Tits?

[vaga1220 *]

Well I was thinking cunt a twat but cat tits will work much better.

[angry pancake]

Fuck, I missed the replies. Damn Sammy, you are so fucking extreme in forcing your atheism that goes beyond most religious zeal. You're like an atheist equivalent of an evangelist. Even if it was a joke, you've wore everybody's ass out with the topic that the well ran dry long ago.

If it weren't already established, I'm atheist. To borrow an ecclesiastic analogy, even those in the choir don't get preached at everyday. Incessively. There's no need to point out every item's causal relationship with anything remotely religious. Nobody, lest of all myself, really gives a shit if it breaks some sort of atheist code to drink that Chimay Grand Reserve made by Franciscan/Trappist monks somewhere in Belgium. If there's some sort of hypocrisy for supporting their religion by purchasing their beer, I'll get over it. It doesn't seem to bother them in the least.

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by angry pancake

Even if it was a joke, you've wore everybody's ass out with the topic that the well ran dry long ago.

The "topic" will never run dry as long as religious thinking dominates the public arena. There is no reason to believe, so anybody who believes is a fucking credulous idiot, period.

Show me all the analogous jokes in regard to Christianity, and i'll let you get away with this. Unless you can do this, shut the fuck up, Jeffrey.

You live in Texas for fucks sake, I can't stand people who insist on being quiet even though they're surrounded by wrongness all the time. Sure, maybe you won't have an effect. But at least stop being a pussy about it.

[Cocktooth]

Brakes Blonde, Pump them. You do need anger management in all seriousness though.

[Mr. Blonde]

I'll make sure to carefully take into account the advice of two Shire-folk from Indiana in regard to my future treatment procedures.

[THEINCREDIBLEdork]

I wouldn't worry too much about it shaw. Blonde thinks he's cultured and educated because he spends 30 hours per day on the internet and he lives in Korea where he goes to bars for white people. He's been living in a foreign country for 2 years and doesn't know how to speak a word of their native language.

[Cocktooth]

I'm probably not going to lose sleep over it. I can't wait, when he comes back, and all we get to hear about is how he is so refined since he lived in Korea. Blonde is all that is man even though he can't eat bread and shit like that.

[angry pancake]

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

The "topic" will never run dry as long as religious thinking dominates the public arena. There is no reason to believe, so anybody who believes is a fucking credulous idiot, period.

Show me all the analogous jokes in regard to Christianity, and i'll let you get away with this. Unless you can do this, shut the fuck up, Jeffrey.

You live in Texas for fucks sake, I can't stand people who insist on being quiet even though they're surrounded by wrongness all the time. Sure, maybe you won't have an effect. But at least stop being a pussy about it.

No Sam you need to shut the fuck up. You really can't seem to take the hint. You're annoying the fuck out of everyone with this militant atheism bullshit. Even those who agree with you. Being in Texas and being surrounded by wrongness really isn't your fucking problem or concern. I'm much more worried about being surrounded by Mexicans by being in Texas. It's at the point where you've gone over the top so far that you've become an asshole about being an atheist. You're beyond any bible thumping dip shit on a soap box that I've seen in a long time. Did you find an image of Madalyn Murray O'Hair in your grilled cheese or something?

[Ironic Mustache]

We should take a vote every time there's a Blonde argument to see what the majority thinks about it. All in favor of the opinion that Blonde is being a dick, post, "aye."

Aye.