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Part dork, part bald
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Brazil
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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I have a cold, and I woke up this morning with my throat hurting, earwax built up hardcore in my left ear, and my eyes fused shut. Sucks. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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I woke up this morning with massive wood, bloodflow built up hardcore in my cock, and I couldn't take a piss. Fucks. | |
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#432 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,969
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I can't wait to be done with fucking school. This semester is abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous. I should be out getting drunk right now, instead i'm pondering over how Max Weber applied his "ideal type" theory in his exploration of society and have no fucking clue what i'm doing because I don't pay attention in class because i daydream all fucking day about being done with school. FUCK.
Worst semester of my life. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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Here's a real rant:
We love campus golf. Campus golf consists of real golf clubs, tennis balls, and any object on campus to serve as the hole. It's a great, clean way to have fun. But today the fucking po po rolled up 4 squad cars deep and told us to stop and that they could take us to jail for disorderly conduct. God Bless IUPD. I suppose the only fun thing we are allowed to do is get belligerently drunk. |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
Posts: 13,643
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FC, you shouldn't need much intellect to be able to figure out that using a golf club to hit tennis balls all over a campus full of foot-bound pedestrians is going to catch the attention of the po. This is why I'm a little disappointed you guys weren't more prepared to strike back and defend your right to play campus golf. (Read: Why weren't you strapped?)
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But campus golf is such a tradition. It's not like this is the first time, and we are so careful about where we play and not hitting the ball in the direction of people.
Either way they didn't need 4 cop cars and a jail threat to ask us to stop. |
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I make bad decisions.
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Sucks your game got busted. | |
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#440 (permalink) |
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,969
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RotD 4:20:06
Why the hell is it that black people always have to be so goddamn loud everywhere they go, most commonly the fucking LIBRARY. Jesus christ. And on that note, they're horrible tippers too. The only black people who have ever tipped over 10% are 'white' black people. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: U.S.A.
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I hate wiping the ear wax out of my ear with my finger, then (without thinking about it) immediately using that same finger to pick my nose; and you get that awful stench of ear wax right in your nostril for a few seconds. Yea... I hate that.
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Spice Master
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 17,969
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RotD: 5/2/06
I just opened my eyes after washing/rinsing my face and a fucking silverfish scuttling about on the sink scared the fucking christ out of me. Hope that fucker enjoys the Davy Jones Locker of the Muncie sewage system. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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Almost there...
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I hate it how after I whack off the following whack off load is watered down and just totally pansy. If I could cream my pants with a load to be proud of each and everytime I think I could say goodbye to this life and be happy.
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: ming\'s palace
Posts: 1,495
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fuck fuck fuck fucking cocksucker cumdumpster whorebag twat fucker.
peice of shite cuntrag fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckcockbag fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck this. fucking |
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i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins
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#450 (permalink) |
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They just passed a law here in Vegas that makes it illegal to give food to homeless people that we locals frequently see on the streets and some parks. They can give you a fine up to $1000.00 if caught.....why the fuck would they not just round up these bums and give them a fucking fine for being leaches on society? In some places in this country, it may be hard to find work, you lose everything, shit like that i can sympathize with. But if you live in Vegas and you're not working its only because you're not trying to work. There is a ample amount of jobs in Vegas, all kinds, not to mention the dozens of services there are for assistance w/ housing, food, and clothes. They'll even pay 1 months+ rent for you if you show that you do have a job and are at least trying to have a roof over your head. Fucking bums need to either off themselves or get their thumbs out of their asses and work. |
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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