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theMerciless1 · 07-26-2006, 09:06 AM

RotD: 5/2/06

I just opened my eyes after washing/rinsing my face and a fucking silverfish scuttling about on the sink scared the fucking christ out of me. Hope that fucker enjoys the Davy Jones Locker of the Muncie sewage system.

OK Blonde, wtf is a silverfish and why is it in your sink?

Mr. Blonde · 07-26-2006, 09:42 AM

This, my friend, is a silverfish.

It's a fairly common house pest that thrives in basements and bathrooms due to the dark and moist environment.

Ironic Mustache · 07-26-2006, 12:31 PM

Those are both very valid questions.

theMerciless1 · 07-26-2006, 03:01 PM

never seen / heard of it

f3lix · 09-04-2007, 08:15 PM

I hate the fuckers the do the standing piss in the stall of a public bathroom and pee all over the fucking floor. When I drop my pants to take a shit, I have to hold up off the floor so that I'm not wearing piss for the rest of the day.

Ugly Bastard · 09-04-2007, 09:00 PM

I kinda like the other guys' piss on the ends of my footies.

Cocktooth · 09-05-2007, 03:39 AM

That's why all should involve themselves in a nice lazy piss.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-24-2008, 11:37 AM

I can't fucking stand grossly obese people. Particularly when I happen to work with these fat fucks. Its because of these fatties who have been lazy asses over the years, and blown up to outrageous proportions that we don't get Health Improvement Pay (essentially getting paid to work out). They fought it because if we got HIP it would be required that we maintain physical standards.

I also get pissed when these fat bastards don't get out of their trucks at all to work. I'll go work a group, instead of them coming out to help, they'll make it a big deal to "cover the area" that I'm leaving in order to actually WORK. I'm sorry that you now have to scan a little bit more area, and might have to drive a little bit further in order to deter some people WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR FUCKING TRUCK.

Its people like this too that throw around the seniority bullshit too. I don't give two shits that you have 8 years more time in than me. You don't have my respect b/c you happen to have spent more time sitting on your ass collecting a paycheck longer than I've been working here.

Fuck them.

Repugnant Abomination · 07-28-2008, 06:47 PM

SittinOnDubsWGW · 07-28-2008, 06:57 PM

I hope he enjoys his life of being bed-ridden. Hope the whoppers were worth it.

Orgazmo · 07-28-2008, 07:17 PM

He needs a bigger bed.

Heaven Can Wait · 07-28-2008, 07:54 PM

He needs a bigger boat.

Ugly Bastard · 07-29-2008, 04:42 PM

Man that's kind of awesome. He could get lap dances from like 7 strippers at once.

Ironic Mustache · 09-04-2008, 11:03 AM

What the fuck Vaga? Utah? Really? It's the worst state in the universe. I recently had to drive from CO to CA, and the stretch through UT made me want to kill myself. First off, Salt Lake City freeways are retarded. One lane for 5 miles and then it opens up to like 5 with my exit on the left and no warning? Just how am I suppose to navigate a 26 ft U-Haul in such a manner? I drive a corolla most of the time. Then I finally got out of that shitty city and what am I rewarded with? MORE hell. An even worse hell than I could have imagined on my own. Mile after mile after mile after mile of desert covered in salt. And nothing else. Just me, the road, and the ugliest landscape I've ever seen. I imagined this portion of the world was created by god puking up the vaginal discharge of a greasy post-op tranny, after a 2 week heroin bender.

Then to my ultimate surprise, a brief respite! Somewhere off in the distance I could see something... A structure of some kind. Something at least to change the scenery, even if only for a second. This thing:

Seriously Utah, what the fuck? Miles and miles of nothing and then that thing?!?!? Why??? For what purpose other than to drive innocent passerby insane?

Vaga, I was very close to losing it entirely. Weird shit is going on out there in the desert and I suggest you get out of there before it turns you into one of those "The Hills Have Eyes" types. Well, slanted eyes in your case. Anyawy, fuck Utah.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-04-2008, 01:48 PM

Vaga is asian?

Ironic Mustache · 09-04-2008, 02:05 PM

Yeah he's Chinese, it's weird huh? Once we originally found out we couldn't read any of his posts without hearing them in the voice of Data from the Goonies. We finally ended up changing his avatar to this:

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-04-2008, 02:12 PM

Doctor Jones!

Mr. Blonde · 09-30-2008, 08:40 PM

www.yearbookyourself.com is the gayest shit i've ever seen online since the whole "dancing baby" thing. Basically its a site where you upload a picture of yourself on it and then it superimposes your face onto various old timey yearbook pictures, which you then put on your myspace/facebook, etc. Thats it. But everyone is doing it. It's gayer than AIDS.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-30-2008, 09:36 PM

make on of you plz and post it

Mr. Blonde · 09-30-2008, 10:06 PM

somebody already did in response to my rant on facebook. dammit.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 09-30-2008, 10:17 PM

haha, you pry should have seen that coming

Niger Angelus · 10-03-2008, 09:54 AM

I fucking hate that sign they put up on the way out of the apartment complex with a smiley face saying rent is due. I work a shitty job in a Bush economy, I'm pretty sure I know when rent is due because I'm fucking dreading it.

f3lix · 10-03-2008, 12:36 PM

That fat man from 10 posts ago lost half the weight and is getting married this month.

StabMaster Arson · 10-03-2008, 06:11 PM

he's peaked, it's all downhill from here.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-03-2008, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

That fat man from 10 posts ago lost half the weight and is getting married this month.

Hes still ridiculously fat, now hes getting married. His life still sucks.

07-26-2006, 09:06 AM	#451 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	RotD: 5/2/06 I just opened my eyes after washing/rinsing my face and a fucking silverfish scuttling about on the sink scared the fucking christ out of me. Hope that fucker enjoys the Davy Jones Locker of the Muncie sewage system. OK Blonde, wtf is a silverfish and why is it in your sink?
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

07-26-2006, 09:42 AM	#452 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	This, my friend, is a silverfish. It's a fairly common house pest that thrives in basements and bathrooms due to the dark and moist environment.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-26-2006, 12:31 PM	#453 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Those are both very valid questions.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

07-26-2006, 03:01 PM	#454 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	never seen / heard of it
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

09-05-2007, 03:39 AM	#457 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	That's why all should involve themselves in a nice lazy piss.
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

09-04-2007, 08:15 PM	#455 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I hate the fuckers the do the standing piss in the stall of a public bathroom and pee all over the fucking floor. When I drop my pants to take a shit, I have to hold up off the floor so that I'm not wearing piss for the rest of the day.

09-04-2007, 09:00 PM	#456 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I kinda like the other guys' piss on the ends of my footies.

07-24-2008, 11:37 AM	#458 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I can't fucking stand grossly obese people. Particularly when I happen to work with these fat fucks. Its because of these fatties who have been lazy asses over the years, and blown up to outrageous proportions that we don't get Health Improvement Pay (essentially getting paid to work out). They fought it because if we got HIP it would be required that we maintain physical standards. I also get pissed when these fat bastards don't get out of their trucks at all to work. I'll go work a group, instead of them coming out to help, they'll make it a big deal to "cover the area" that I'm leaving in order to actually WORK. I'm sorry that you now have to scan a little bit more area, and might have to drive a little bit further in order to deter some people WHILE YOU SIT IN YOUR FUCKING TRUCK. Its people like this too that throw around the seniority bullshit too. I don't give two shits that you have 8 years more time in than me. You don't have my respect b/c you happen to have spent more time sitting on your ass collecting a paycheck longer than I've been working here. Fuck them.
	Last edited by SittinOnDubsWGW; 07-24-2008 at 11:39 AM.

07-28-2008, 06:47 PM	#459 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 164547

07-28-2008, 06:57 PM	#460 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	I hope he enjoys his life of being bed-ridden. Hope the whoppers were worth it.

07-28-2008, 07:17 PM	#461 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,729 Internets: 311447	He needs a bigger bed.

07-28-2008, 07:54 PM	#462 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	He needs a bigger boat.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

07-29-2008, 04:42 PM	#463 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Man that's kind of awesome. He could get lap dances from like 7 strippers at once.

09-04-2008, 11:03 AM	#464 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Attention: Vaga What the fuck Vaga? Utah? Really? It's the worst state in the universe. I recently had to drive from CO to CA, and the stretch through UT made me want to kill myself. First off, Salt Lake City freeways are retarded. One lane for 5 miles and then it opens up to like 5 with my exit on the left and no warning? Just how am I suppose to navigate a 26 ft U-Haul in such a manner? I drive a corolla most of the time. Then I finally got out of that shitty city and what am I rewarded with? MORE hell. An even worse hell than I could have imagined on my own. Mile after mile after mile after mile of desert covered in salt. And nothing else. Just me, the road, and the ugliest landscape I've ever seen. I imagined this portion of the world was created by god puking up the vaginal discharge of a greasy post-op tranny, after a 2 week heroin bender. Then to my ultimate surprise, a brief respite! Somewhere off in the distance I could see something... A structure of some kind. Something at least to change the scenery, even if only for a second. This thing: Seriously Utah, what the fuck? Miles and miles of nothing and then that thing?!?!? Why??? For what purpose other than to drive innocent passerby insane? Vaga, I was very close to losing it entirely. Weird shit is going on out there in the desert and I suggest you get out of there before it turns you into one of those "The Hills Have Eyes" types. Well, slanted eyes in your case. Anyawy, fuck Utah.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-04-2008, 01:48 PM	#465 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Vaga is asian?
	#YOLO

09-04-2008, 02:05 PM	#466 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Yeah he's Chinese, it's weird huh? Once we originally found out we couldn't read any of his posts without hearing them in the voice of Data from the Goonies. We finally ended up changing his avatar to this:
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

09-04-2008, 02:12 PM	#467 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	Doctor Jones!
	#YOLO

09-30-2008, 08:40 PM	#468 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	www.yearbookyourself.com is the gayest shit i've ever seen online since the whole "dancing baby" thing. Basically its a site where you upload a picture of yourself on it and then it superimposes your face onto various old timey yearbook pictures, which you then put on your myspace/facebook, etc. Thats it. But everyone is doing it. It's gayer than AIDS.

09-30-2008, 09:36 PM	#469 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	make on of you plz and post it
	#YOLO

09-30-2008, 10:06 PM	#470 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	somebody already did in response to my rant on facebook. dammit.

09-30-2008, 10:17 PM	#471 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,352 Internets: 290966	haha, you pry should have seen that coming
	#YOLO

10-03-2008, 09:54 AM	#472 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I fucking hate that sign they put up on the way out of the apartment complex with a smiley face saying rent is due. I work a shitty job in a Bush economy, I'm pretty sure I know when rent is due because I'm fucking dreading it.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-03-2008, 12:36 PM	#473 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	That fat man from 10 posts ago lost half the weight and is getting married this month.

10-03-2008, 06:11 PM	#474 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	he's peaked, it's all downhill from here.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!